BronxWench Posted June 30, 2014 Report Posted June 30, 2014 I only spank you when you ask nicely, JD. JayDee 1 Quote
JayDee Posted July 1, 2014 Report Posted July 1, 2014 You gotta say please. Say please, you'll have an ass glowing like a cherry! Professionalism is the watchword of the wench. BronxWench 1 Quote
magusfang Posted July 1, 2014 Report Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) If I say please to a woman I haven't even met, someone else will light my butt up! She may look like a sweet angel, but trust me - devil's sister! (I am so gonna pay for that! ) Still waiting for the name calling...not that I'm trying to start trouble or anything... Edited July 1, 2014 by magusfang BronxWench 1 Quote
foeofthelance Posted July 22, 2014 Report Posted July 22, 2014 <-- Moderator <-- Cishet Heteronormative Roman Catholic Libertarian Republican Minion of Hatred, Intl. And possibly the most Christian person I know is a huge anime fan... Why are we resurrecting a six year old thread about people being stupid to complain about people being stupid? Quote
BronxWench Posted July 22, 2014 Report Posted July 22, 2014 <-- Moderator <-- Cishet Heteronormative Roman Catholic Libertarian Republican Minion of Hatred, Intl. And possibly the most Christian person I know is a huge anime fan... Why are we resurrecting a six year old thread about people being stupid to complain about people being stupid? Because nothing says you care like a little necromancy? Honestly, the moment someone starts qualifying a position with irrelevancies, I have to walk away. But then again, I'm a cisfemale heterosexual pagan writer of erotic romance in a monogamous marriage with the father of my children. How very scandalous of me. Quote
magusfang Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 You hussy you Bronx! Is there no decency here! :/ Quote
BronxWench Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 Oh, it gets worse. It's an interfaith marriage. The daft bugger is Bronx Irish Catholic (which is a distinct subset of your vanilla Irish Roman Catholic). I have successfully managed to not quite corrupt a Christian, although if pressed, he will admit to a certain fondness for Beltane. Quote
JayDee Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 Posting three weeks after the last post in a thread to complain about it being previously resurrected? Feeling somewhat bored, were ya? Quote
magusfang Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 Because nothing says you care like a little necromancy? <-- Moderator <-- Cishet Heteronormative Roman Catholic Libertarian Republican Minion of Hatred, Intl. And possibly the most Christian person I know is a huge anime fan... Why are we resurrecting a six year old thread about people being stupid to complain about people being stupid? Cause that's what we do, pirate old threads. Oh, it gets worse. It's an interfaith marriage. The daft bugger is Bronx Irish Catholic (which is a distinct subset of your vanilla Irish Roman Catholic). I have successfully managed to not quite corrupt a Christian, although if pressed, he will admit to a certain fondness for Beltane. Oh the horror! Quote
LockedBox Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Which says and I QUOTE: "The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!" Okay, I know this is a necro'd thread and everything, but this can't be a real thing can it? I mean if boys could expel that many calories through their dicks half the worlds teenagers would be anorexic. EDIT: Wait, wait never mind. My sarcasm detector has been playing up again. Just reread the post and realized I was stupid. Ignore the girl behind the curtain please. Edited July 23, 2014 by LockedBox Quote
magusfang Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 TurtleHermit, on 11 Feb 2008 - 8:46 PM, said: Which says and I QUOTE: "The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!" OMG, you just found the solution to world hunger! Quote
JayDee Posted December 21, 2018 Report Posted December 21, 2018 On 7/23/2014 at 6:12 AM, JayDee said: Posting three weeks after the last post in a thread to complain about it being previously resurrected? Feeling somewhat bored, were ya? I realise I am necroposting the thread we all hated the necroposting about, but since that other user deleted all of their posts it looks like I am a) bitching out myself on page 1 and b) bitching out BW in this quote. Which clearly can’t have been the case as I yet live un-cursed and have not yet been dragged into the dark forest and never seen again. CloverReef 1 Quote
BronxWench Posted December 21, 2018 Report Posted December 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, JayDee said: I realise I am necroposting the thread we all hated the necroposting about, but since that other user deleted all of their posts it looks like I am a) bitching out myself on page 1 and b) bitching out BW in this quote. Which clearly can’t have been the case as I yet live un-cursed and have not yet been dragged into the dark forest and never seen again. Ah, the joys of old posts, and disappearing posters. Trust me, I’m sure I’d know it if you were seriously bitching me out, and I’d probably deserve it because, well, I can be a bitch! JayDee 1 Quote
JayDee Posted December 21, 2018 Report Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) We are all bitches on this blessed day. (ps Happy Solstice to the religious folks who do that one! For the rest of us it’s “Yay! Days start getting longer again from today!) Edited December 21, 2018 by JayDee BronxWench 1 Quote
BronxWench Posted December 21, 2018 Report Posted December 21, 2018 I do both, so blessings of the Solstice, and yay, the days are finally getting longer again! JayDee 1 Quote
Desiderius Price Posted December 21, 2018 Report Posted December 21, 2018 On 2/12/2008 at 12:46 AM, TurtleHermit said: I simply could not believe what I wandered upon one cool Internet browsing evening. But I shall tell you folks...it began with this website that is in relations with the Bush Administration, was purposing to have all the "Unsaved" (yes, this was their term) people CATALOUGED, as in, put into a database and persecuted! Well, as I found, it GOT BETTER. I then found a site on a Link bar that directed me to this article: http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp Which says and I QUOTE: "The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!" *This site is a joke, combating the stupid things crazy religious political 'publicans usually shpeel.* My story universe isn’t to be used as a blueprint! Heaven’s, NO, NO, NO! JayDee 1 Quote
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