NightScribe Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 So, I stumbled across this photo at a site I cruise during my lunch hour and, well, just click the link, unless you're weak of heart or don't have an iron constitution. Cisco Adler I think I've gone blind. And lost the last scrap of my sexuality when I hurled. *shudder* I apologize to anyone who has just now taken a vow of celibacy over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Serenanna Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 ::clicks:: . . . I wish I hadn't done that . . . ::grabs the brain bleach and her bishonen photo album:: This is going to take some serious perging. >.< Sere, who suddenly remembered why all her favorite men are animated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 ^^ I've seen much much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I"m just laughing so hard. How high was he? *imagining scene* Friend 1: "After you pass out, we're publishing this pic on the net" Cisco: "Like hell you will, gimme that damn camera!" Friend 2: "Quick throw it over here, he's too smashed to see straight let alone walk or run." Cisco: "Fuck you all then anyway, do your worst. I've got the hungiest balls on the planet!" Friend 1: "I don't think that's a word." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I grew up around a bunch of kids who really liked to surprise people by springing nasty shock sites onto each other at random. one example being Lemon Party please, if you're squeamish, DON'T click on it. I wont take responsibility for your keyboard if you throw up on it. Its just the tip of the iceberg though. I would much rather leave that iceberg underwater however. EDIT: I just now realized how likely that makes it that people will click... (note use of ellipse) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I'm so not clicking that link. The last time you warned people about a link (in your sig) and I clicked anyway, I regretted it. NOT enough bunnies and rainbows in the world to erase THAT memory from my mind. *shudders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 *laughs* I'd almost forgotten about that. I got rid of it thinking a moderator might get sick Me traumatizing innocents or something. Please as a second reminder, for the sake of your memory. Unless you have been sullied before by some of the more unimaginable horrors of the world, don't click. EDIT: I just realized the irony of My statement just now, considering that you're a moderator now Nanaea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 please, if you're squeamish, DON'T click on it. I wont take responsibility for your keyboard if you throw up on it. Its just the tip of the iceberg though. I would much rather leave that iceberg underwater however. Ok, Agaib, how sick am I that when I clicked your link, my first reaction was to laugh hysterically? That was so wrong, but I'm still laughing. Actually, my mind conjured something much worse. It's obvious that I either need help, or I'm just very, very tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Geriatric sexuality certainly has a sort of shocking affect on people I suppose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I have actually seen that second pic somewhere before, so I wasn't shocked. Come to think of it, I hadn't really reacted the first time around. I just kinda went "meh" and moved on. The first pic didn't really affect me either. Maybe I've become way too desensitized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 so right you are, agaib. I remember that poor girl in the bathtub now and then. The image leaps into mind at inopportune times. I think our brain matter is mostly glue. Very sticky glue. edit: Okay, I did it. I'm in love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Well, despite the warnings I peaked. *covers eyes with hands* That burns us, Precious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombieDuke Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 *hides underneath desk with keyboard* The first one was, well, not really that disturbing... but the... the... the... lemon party... DAMN YOU VIAGRA!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Well, despite the warnings I peaked.*covers eyes with hands* That burns us, Precious! You do realize that by spelling "peek" wrong you've given the statement an entirely new meaning that made me burst into laughter, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 lol, that is funny. But I couldn't type with my hands over my eyes. And I am now seeking celibacy. so up until I had seen those pics, I was at my peak. Now, I must live forever with the trauma. and the man must suffer the consequences. Maybe I'll show him those pics. That would be a thermo-nuclear squick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Since I'm not usually squeamish, I click on most links presented to me. The first was just... How does that happen? I now know someone who needs under wire underwear. The second... Oh. My. Sweet. Fucking. Merciless. God. That retirement home must have a very interesting pamphlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 That guy needs a scrot lift, stat! Call me crazy, but I like my gents' "boys" to be a tad bit....perkier. Or at least occupying the same hemisphere. And I'm still haunted by that image of the three amigos; I probably will be for life. Oh and poly! Thanks for the pics, you've made my weekend! But why am I now daydreaming about being spanked while the spanker is humming "Ode to Joy" in a lovely, deep baritone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squallfan Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Thanks for burning my retinas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I don't think I can see anymore... Nope, totally blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy_lovechild Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Ya know...that first pic sooo confused me for a moment. I mean...what the fuck is wrong with that guy's balls?! I don't understand. It made me die a little inside. I didn't bother with the second pic. I think I could handle i but seriously, I've got smut nipping at my heels and I would like to be able to think about sex in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 When I looked at the original picture the first thing that popped into my mind was a traditional children's song: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do the droop when they're wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with a minimum of labor? Do your ears hang high? Do your ears hang wide? Do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze? From the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation with a feeling of elation? Do your ears hang wide? Do your ears fall off? When you give a great big cough? Do they lie there on the ground? Or bounce up at every sound? Can you stick them in your pocket just like little Davy Crockett? Do your ears fall off? I did brave Agaib's link after judging everyone's reactions. Not nearly as bad I as I would have expected from him. But then I may be jaded from my earlier experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 The guy in the first image really needs a nut bra for his sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Okay, Nanaea. I'm impressed. Do you also know all the words to "I'm a little coconut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Okay, Nanaea. I'm impressed. Do you also know all the words to "I'm a little coconut?" This one? Took myself to the picture show sat myself in the second row wrapped my arms around my waist got so fresh I slapped my face I could only remember a portion of it. Google's a wonderful tool - isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 You think you can scare me, NS? You'll have to do better than that. What's frightening about balls so saggy they might as well be attached to a tether pole? As for the second pic, eh, that one's been sprung on me so many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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