redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because I don't look where I'm stepping, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because theres so much dirt and grime on the sidewalks. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because the world is a dirty place, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because of people like all of us! Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because you throw bras at Nympho, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 (actually I didn't throw the bra... Anderson did. ) Because bras make great slingshots. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because they can fire two projectiles at once, why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because women have two breasts. Why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because 6 would just take up too much material. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because making laciness wastes much fabric, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because lace is very complicated to make. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because its girly, and girls make things needlessly complicated, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because men are so easily manipulated. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 cause boobs jiggle hypnotically, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because there isn't anything that can stop them from jiggling totally. Why? Quote
quamp Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because something that constricting would make a woman stop breathing... why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because breasts are located in the same general area as lungs. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because it makes sense that the breath of life is located in the vicinity of the milk of life, boobies of life, what have you. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because life is derived from one source. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because life would be complicated by designations such as Regular and Fat-Free. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because Fat Free and Regular are really just marketing tools. Why? Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because fat-free makes you fat anyway. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because marketing guys are liars. Why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because if they told the truth nobody would ever touch their stuff. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because most commercial products are dirty and dangerous. Why? Quote
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