redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because I don't look where I'm stepping, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because theres so much dirt and grime on the sidewalks. Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because the world is a dirty place, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because of people like all of us! Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because you throw bras at Nympho, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 (actually I didn't throw the bra... Anderson did. ) Because bras make great slingshots. Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because they can fire two projectiles at once, why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because women have two breasts. Why?
StoryJunkie Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because 6 would just take up too much material. Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because making laciness wastes much fabric, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because lace is very complicated to make. Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 because its girly, and girls make things needlessly complicated, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Because men are so easily manipulated. Why?
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 cause boobs jiggle hypnotically, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because there isn't anything that can stop them from jiggling totally. Why?
quamp Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because something that constricting would make a woman stop breathing... why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because breasts are located in the same general area as lungs. Why?
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because it makes sense that the breath of life is located in the vicinity of the milk of life, boobies of life, what have you. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because life is derived from one source. Why?
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because life would be complicated by designations such as Regular and Fat-Free. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because Fat Free and Regular are really just marketing tools. Why?
EveKnight75 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because fat-free makes you fat anyway. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because marketing guys are liars. Why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because if they told the truth nobody would ever touch their stuff. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because most commercial products are dirty and dangerous. Why?
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