dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because chaos is the natural state of the universe. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because order is overrated. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because we'd all get bored and off ourselves...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Because if evrything was in order we'd have nothing to to. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 because you won't let us leave til everything's in its proper place, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Because there's a place for everything and everything in its place. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Because otherwise, Mary Poppins' head would explode. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Because she gets paid to be a complete and utter neat freak who sings too much. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Because there are some people who can't clean up after themselves and can't carry a tune. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because they're slobs or tone deaf. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I blame it on not masturbating enough, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because I stole their toys. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because your an addict, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because fighting said addiction is just too much work. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because we are all basically lazy animals. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because its wrong to put off to tomorrow what can be put off to the day after tomorrow, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because it can all be done next week. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because you'd have to be an idiot to do it now, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because it's obviously not worth it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because no one promised me oral sex for it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because everyone has a throat infection. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because diseases spread, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because germs breed like teenagers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 because teenagers fuck like rabbits, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Because we're hormonal freaks. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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