Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because they're not allowed to use birth control. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because they don't think it's worth it for the few times a year they actually have sex. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because the bible tells them to be fruitfull and multiply. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because even God has a sense of humor. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because being a deity without a sense of humor is boring. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because there is much joy to be had in messing around with the creatures you've created. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because they're so amusing when they try to worship you and get it wrong, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because humans presume they know God's will. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because they think they're *so* snart, but really they're just a bunch of poopyheads. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Because no one will admit to being ignorant. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because if they did they'd be laughed at. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because most people like to laugh at the ignorace of others as a way to cover up their own. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because otherwise they wouldn't be able to flout their superiority over the rest of the human race. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because some people actually feel they do have superiority over fellow members of the human race, even though they don't. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because humankind is narcissistic by its very nature. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because no other species has got the bomb... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because dolphins have developed peace amoungst themselves. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because dolphins can't do math, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because they all decided they'd rather not become the dominant ocean species. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because they're scared of the Giant Squid, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because that is one scary looking freak! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 because you can't see the beauty in nature, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because everything in nature produces some form of excrement…why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Because whatever everything eats needs to go somewhere. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 because the world strives toward chaos, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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