dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because chaos is the natural state of the universe. Why? Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because order is overrated. Why? Quote
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because we'd all get bored and off ourselves...why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because if evrything was in order we'd have nothing to to. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 because you won't let us leave til everything's in its proper place, why? Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because there's a place for everything and everything in its place. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because otherwise, Mary Poppins' head would explode. Why? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because she gets paid to be a complete and utter neat freak who sings too much. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because there are some people who can't clean up after themselves and can't carry a tune. Why? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because they're slobs or tone deaf. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 I blame it on not masturbating enough, why? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because I stole their toys. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because your an addict, why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because fighting said addiction is just too much work. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because we are all basically lazy animals. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because its wrong to put off to tomorrow what can be put off to the day after tomorrow, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because it can all be done next week. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because you'd have to be an idiot to do it now, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because it's obviously not worth it. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because no one promised me oral sex for it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because everyone has a throat infection. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because diseases spread, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because germs breed like teenagers. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because teenagers fuck like rabbits, why? Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because we're hormonal freaks. Why? Quote
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