The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because chaos is the natural state of the universe. Why?

[EveKnight75]

Because order is overrated. Why?

[polywolly]

Because we'd all get bored and off ourselves...why?

[Guest Nympho]

Because if evrything was in order we'd have nothing to to. Why?

[redsliver]

because you won't let us leave til everything's in its proper place, why?

[EveKnight75]

Because there's a place for everything and everything in its place. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because otherwise, Mary Poppins' head would explode. Why?

[Guest Pherazen]

Because she gets paid to be a complete and utter neat freak who sings too much. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because there are some people who can't clean up after themselves and can't carry a tune. Why?

[Guest Pherazen]

Because they're slobs or tone deaf. Why?

[redsliver]

I blame it on not masturbating enough, why?

[Guest Pherazen]

Because I stole their toys. Why?

[redsliver]

because your an addict, why?

[Guest Nympho]

Because fighting said addiction is just too much work. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because we are all basically lazy animals. Why?

[redsliver]

because its wrong to put off to tomorrow what can be put off to the day after tomorrow, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it can all be done next week. Why?

[redsliver]

because you'd have to be an idiot to do it now, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's obviously not worth it. Why?

[redsliver]

because no one promised me oral sex for it, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because everyone has a throat infection. Why?

[redsliver]

because diseases spread, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because germs breed like teenagers. Why?

[redsliver]

because teenagers fuck like rabbits, why?

[EveKnight75]

Because we're hormonal freaks. Why?