dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because chaos is the natural state of the universe. Why?
EveKnight75 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because order is overrated. Why?
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because we'd all get bored and off ourselves...why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because if evrything was in order we'd have nothing to to. Why?
redsliver Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 because you won't let us leave til everything's in its proper place, why?
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because there's a place for everything and everything in its place. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because otherwise, Mary Poppins' head would explode. Why?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because she gets paid to be a complete and utter neat freak who sings too much. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because there are some people who can't clean up after themselves and can't carry a tune. Why?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because they're slobs or tone deaf. Why?
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 I blame it on not masturbating enough, why?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because I stole their toys. Why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because fighting said addiction is just too much work. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because we are all basically lazy animals. Why?
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because its wrong to put off to tomorrow what can be put off to the day after tomorrow, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because it can all be done next week. Why?
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because you'd have to be an idiot to do it now, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because it's obviously not worth it. Why?
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because no one promised me oral sex for it, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because everyone has a throat infection. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because germs breed like teenagers. Why?
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because teenagers fuck like rabbits, why?
EveKnight75 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because we're hormonal freaks. Why?
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