redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 because I don't look where I'm stepping, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because theres so much dirt and grime on the sidewalks. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because the world is a dirty place, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 because of people like all of us! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because you throw bras at Nympho, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 (actually I didn't throw the bra... Anderson did. ) Because bras make great slingshots. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because they can fire two projectiles at once, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because women have two breasts. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 because 6 would just take up too much material. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 because making laciness wastes much fabric, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because lace is very complicated to make. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 because its girly, and girls make things needlessly complicated, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Because men are so easily manipulated. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 cause boobs jiggle hypnotically, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because there isn't anything that can stop them from jiggling totally. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because something that constricting would make a woman stop breathing... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because breasts are located in the same general area as lungs. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because it makes sense that the breath of life is located in the vicinity of the milk of life, boobies of life, what have you. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because life is derived from one source. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because life would be complicated by designations such as Regular and Fat-Free. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because Fat Free and Regular are really just marketing tools. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because fat-free makes you fat anyway. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because marketing guys are liars. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because if they told the truth nobody would ever touch their stuff. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Because most commercial products are dirty and dangerous. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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