Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they're not allowed to use birth control. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they don't think it's worth it for the few times a year they actually have sex. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because the bible tells them to be fruitfull and multiply. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because even God has a sense of humor. Why?
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because being a deity without a sense of humor is boring. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because there is much joy to be had in messing around with the creatures you've created. Why?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they're so amusing when they try to worship you and get it wrong, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because humans presume they know God's will. Why?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they think they're *so* snart, but really they're just a bunch of poopyheads. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because no one will admit to being ignorant. Why?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because if they did they'd be laughed at. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because most people like to laugh at the ignorace of others as a way to cover up their own. Why?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because otherwise they wouldn't be able to flout their superiority over the rest of the human race. Why?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because some people actually feel they do have superiority over fellow members of the human race, even though they don't. Why?
EveKnight75 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because humankind is narcissistic by its very nature. Why?
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because no other species has got the bomb... why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Because dolphins have developed peace amoungst themselves. Why?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because dolphins can't do math, why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because they all decided they'd rather not become the dominant ocean species. Why?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because they're scared of the Giant Squid, why?
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because that is one scary looking freak! Why?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 because you can't see the beauty in nature, why?
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because everything in nature produces some form of excrement…why?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because whatever everything eats needs to go somewhere. Why?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 because the world strives toward chaos, why?
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