quamp Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 How did that Klingon battle cruiser end up so badly damaged? I have to wonder who in their right mind would want that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Could you take this tribble off my hands? But, that doesn't make any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Why can't women just put the seat down before using the washroom? I can hit a running rabbit at thirty paces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 So why are you popular with the hunters out there? Going fast and deep is the best way I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Do you really think you'll get to China through that hole in the backyard? Of course, they're Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Did those tourists really ask an Italian chef to overboil the pasta and serve it with sugary-sweet red sauce, basically recreating Spaghetti-o's in the middle of Rome? ----- No, don't jettison that, we'll need it later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Shall I send the Orgy script out the airlock now? Resistance is futile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Did you fix the multimeter? Can we take readings in ohms, now? --- Sometimes you just feel like a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 What's the new Republican motto? It's just another puzzle we'll have to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 So, Mitt Romney's been for and against abortion, and made qualifying statements to each position, and changed, and challenged, and ducked and weaved. Will we ever learn what his real position is? ----- A stunning display of tact, skill, medical knowledge and in-depth understanding of the elasticity of nylon stockings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 What is the last thing you expected the Bush administration to demonstrate? Sometimes it's alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Oh! Ow! Ouch! Ouchie! Damn! Ack! Don't you just hate Lawn-Dart night at the Skating Rink? Twice a day, for thirty days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 What is the best way to kill sexual tension? Things your mother told you were true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Why am I blind?! It was good while it lasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 So what was your last sex in the orgy like? I would have gotten away with it, had it not been for you meddling kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 So you're a registered sex offender now? Not milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 You got to suck on those? What did it taste like? ---- Boy meets girl, girl dumps boy, boy clones girl, takes his frustrations out on the clone, clone breaks boy in half, clone seduces girl, they live happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 So tell me about your latest plot bunny. I could if I felt like it, but I don't, so I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 You seriously expect me to believe that air is an acquired addiction? Okay. Show me. Can you stop breathing as an act of will? ----- Well, we're in a bad mood today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Why the fuck hasn't anyone responded to my rant over in aimless babble!? F(x)=3x^2*45y/13x+12z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 How would you describe a woman's ass? Well I suppose that would have been less painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Did you check to see if the passenger door was unlocked before crawling through the floorboard? ---- I have no idea how that got in there, doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Son, how did you get a dead gerbil in your ass? Perhaps it should have been a lighter shade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Wow! What color would you call your new hair do - stop light red? You see, it's the difference between having a good time and just getting stinking drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Why're you still making me talk to people? And we're off like a prom dress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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