dazzledfirestar Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 What's wrong with Jagermiester? The second one tastes better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Would you care to take the Pepsi Challenge? It's a clockwork wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Did you see the seventeenth century Swedish vibrator? Seriously, that thing creeps me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Have you tried the vibrating bed that creeps across the floor? ----- But only one will fit in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Have you tried one of those miniaturized women? With this economy it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Is it difficult to get decent minions for world domination? I'll get you next time! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Looks like I've thwarted your evil plan. You haven't seen the last of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Shall we do this again sometime? Well its better than your peanut butter and handcuffs idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 What do you say to honey and a silk sash? Damn it. Now I need another shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Why're you so cranky, I pulled out, didn't I? Could be worse, I still have my shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Did you just see his hand move? That shall be difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 All we need to do is start from the start. It's in the cabinet at the end of the hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Where do you keep the, um...? Those are the rules of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyet Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Why are you tying me up? Well, it was over pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Am I not the best lover in the world? Redhead, substitute the bikini for lingerie and upsize the tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 May I have your order please? There, now it will fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have you tried putting the square peg in the square hole? Like moths to the flame, mwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Are people really that attracted to fake breasts? If you paid that much, they'd better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Shouldn't these hookers swallow? Beats being bottom to a walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 What do you think of this offing an NPC with piranhas? Complete instructions for that are in part 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 How will we be getting sexually induced super powers? Well it beats the lame ass power Trae's getting stuck with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 What do you mean you want to be able to fly like a helicopter? Two bottles of Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 We're off to your mothers did I forget anything? No need to apologise, just keep sucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Sorry, i seem to be getting my mascara on everything. ---- I'm pretty sure the collarbone won't take that much pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Could we just rest this desk against his torso? You've been struck by a smooth criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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