Guest echtrae Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Did you hear about Rasputin's cock? Some like it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Just why do people insist an adult fic isn't good without at least one rape scene in it? *sings* They airbrushed me out of the yearbook The psychic hotline isn't taking my calls I got laid off at the asbestos plant And there's a strange rash on my ... back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Could you sing me a crazy song? Maybe... maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Should I get you the handcuffs for your baby shower? KKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 ? Shouldn't there be a question there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 No, you were looking for an answer. And I thought it was going to be a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 The muses have all left us, the kitchen sink has exploded, and there are chibi-fairies winging rampantly through my garden. What do you have to say for yourself? If this continues, I might have to find a replacement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 What is your Snape-in-a-box breakdancing? Its too early! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Say, is your baby due this week? (I guess you didn't remember this is the Answers First thread, hmm Daz?) Next answer: Eugh, squick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 What was that in english? I have to go now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Wow... did you see the guy who just walked in? It could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Can you give me some advice to cheer me up? 5500 Daniel Radcliffe-in-a-boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 What'll it take for you to cover my tab? Midnight hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 What do you get when you don't stop drinking til you pass out at noon? Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Hey... did you know I could see your bra sticking out...? Around these parts, that's considered blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 You up for watching some family friendly entertainment and not picking out any real or perceived innuendo during the view. How come people can't spell eying properly? (DROP THE GODDAMNED E!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Q: What's got you so riled up that you forgot what game we're playing? (BTW: both spellings eyeing/eying are listed in the dictionary.) A: Look it up in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 What does antidisestablishmentarianism mean? That was a dirty trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Did you see that pale full of mud land on that guy? It was too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 These cookies taste store bought. Are you sure they were made at home? I got kicked out of a one-man band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 What was the proudest moment in your life? I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Did you perform a Oyotunji fertility dance in September? *** Because I was wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Why haven't you posted anything in the second orgy? Leave him alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Redsilver is heading this way with an uzi in his hand. What should I do? Annoying couldn't begin to describe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 How did you like my sock puppet version of Meet Me In St. Louis? Clang Clang Clang goes the trolley! Ring Ring Ring goes the bell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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