Guest Pherazen Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 What would happen if I slept with redsliver? You got that right! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 If anyone else read this stuff, they'd have us all commited wouldn't they? Green jello. Quote
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 What are you wearing for your sister's wedding? So says the walrus. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Was the answer "ARW ARW ARW"? puppies and kittens Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 What was in that stew you just made? Yes, it does! Quote
Guest Pavana Lachrimae Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Does that inflatable sheep come with a free tub of vaseline? Because you touch yourself at night. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Why am I going blind? That shouldn't be that color. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not too sure, but should the cock ring be turning that blue? Because I said so, that's why. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Why must I always be the stewardess? A dolphin and a rabbi. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 So, what did you bring to the orgy? Hard-boiled eggs, three shots of Jack, and a box of Jelly Bellies. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you pack the kids for lunches? Box of condoms, porno magazine, some illegal fireworks and a forty of whisky. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you find under my bed? I stole it. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Where is my dog collar and ball gag set? Yes, I'm obsessed. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Are you a Snape fan? Latex, leather and chains Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What are you getting me for my birthday? It's my favorite saying. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Why do you always have to yell "peeing pants is cool"? That sounds like a dream come true. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Want to grab a couple burger baskets and head back to my 1988 ford Tempo? Just flamethrower the kid! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 You want to take my weapon collection?? Its by the mirror. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Have you seen my 12 inch cock? Its not a bazooka, but at least its a six-shooter. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you think of the new In-a-Box idea, Kevin Smith-in-a-box? Candle light helps Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 It only takes a box of raisins and a Kevin Smith movie to score with you? O Please, baby please! open your legs and catch my disease! Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What's your best pick-up line? Well, duh. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Did you give me herpes? Herpes twice, and the clap... Ehhhhh! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you bring back from Tailand? Haven't lately. Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 When's the last time you dressed in drag and did the hula? Gas powered vibrator. Quote
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