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Remember when you wanted to show me a massive organ and it turned out that it was the new insturment just delivered at the church?

you seem to be able to turn anytrhing into sexual innuendo.

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whats a good advertisement for KY jelly?

it gives me a fucking headache.

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what made people think you had become a little conceited?

John 3:16

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Noah, what did i tell you about not getting drunk when looking after the animals?

burn it all.

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so now you've seen the Whoopie Goldberg/Oprah Winfrey lesbian porn, what do you think?

KILL ME, Please.

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Oprah's in the shower and wants someone to wash her back.

that was fun, but in future lets save time and just roll around on broken glass.

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I lost my job, my home, my health, my wife, my parents and best friend all in the same week. I was so depressed i wanted to take my life. Then i met the guy who had slept with Whoopi Goldberg.

there's a cirlce of hell missing the head torturer.

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