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What are two ingrediants missing for our good night in?

big, long and very hard first thing in the morning.

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what did you see to make you think that was bad pot?

Iceburg, dead ahead.

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what do you call it when a woman can lick her own pussy?

its when i started to vomit i realised soemthing was wrong.

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what did the pig do as you shot it?

Human slaves in an insect nation.

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Could you let me borrow two chocolate covered elves if in return, I let you borrow a carmel covered Snapes?

Me and him alone on a desert island with nothing but palm trees and fine Godiva chocolate liquor.

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What would your ideal holiday be with a loved one?

the car crashed but everyone was fine.

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whats the buisness term for going to the sperm bank?

the safest place is the black box.

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you want to try this homemade popcicle?

sucked out of the airplane window.

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do you want to tell me what those drugs are like?

88 miles an hour.

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do you want to enlist in the army and fight the war?

10,000 people.

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have you seen that box i had that contained the deadly virus we were testing?

the whole population of China.

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