englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What are two ingrediants missing for our good night in? big, long and very hard first thing in the morning. Quote
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How would you describe me? If she can't keep up, how is that my problem? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Why does she keep pulling it like that? One eyed one horned flying purple peaple eater Quote
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what did you see to make you think that was bad pot? Iceburg, dead ahead. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Where's the best place to get vodka around here? Kiss the cod! Quote
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How do I get the bartenders on George St. to serve me faster? A busload of children into the sun. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what do you call it when a woman can lick her own pussy? its when i started to vomit i realised soemthing was wrong. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How did you know that cod had herpes? Screech Quote
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what did the pig do as you shot it? Human slaves in an insect nation. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What is your new job title? I swear I didn't see it til I was almost on top of it. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What are you doing with that Snape blow-up doll? NO! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Could I borrow your fondue set for chocolate covered elves and such? Of course! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Could you let me borrow two chocolate covered elves if in return, I let you borrow a carmel covered Snapes? Me and him alone on a desert island with nothing but palm trees and fine Godiva chocolate liquor. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 What would your ideal holiday be with a loved one? the car crashed but everyone was fine. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 "Hello, thank you for calling Statewide Insurance, how can I help you?" All I got was a cold and an infected hangnail Quote
quamp Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 What happened when you tried to get Allan Rickman's autograph? Well, I'll just be dumping my stock in that company now. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 whats the buisness term for going to the sperm bank? the safest place is the black box. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Where should I keep my supersonic vibrator so no one steals it? Well, okay, but you lick it first. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 you want to try this homemade popcicle? sucked out of the airplane window. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Uhm... I thought Grandma was coming with you, what happened? As soon as I stop shaking. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 do you want to tell me what those drugs are like? 88 miles an hour. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 How fast do you think he was going before he crashed? No thanks, I'll wait for the next one. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 do you want to enlist in the army and fight the war? 10,000 people. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 That's a pretty big box, what are you keeping in that? It's all right, I poked holes in the lid. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 have you seen that box i had that contained the deadly virus we were testing? the whole population of China. Quote
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