Guest Melody Fate Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 So, is there anything about him that makes him stand out from the usual crowd? It's probably in the freezer. Quote
redsliver Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Have you seen my puppy? He only does that because he loves you. Quote
CainTheEternal Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Why is your dog eating my legs?! Four beneath the boardwalk and 7 buried in the basement. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 So, what do you do when your kids piss you off? But I might get time off for good behavior! Quote
redsliver Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Why won't you put your shirt back on? I probably have about three hours of shovelling, two hours of plunging and about thirty minutes of scraping left. Quote
quamp Posted August 10, 2006 Report Posted August 10, 2006 What would happen if a blizzard hit your place and froze your pipes, then you had to use your car? Oh, come on now. Have I ever lead you astray? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Posted August 11, 2006 You want me to do what? You want me to do what? Quote
Guest darqstar Posted August 11, 2006 Report Posted August 11, 2006 Would you mind painting my house? Two tickets to a Backstreet Boys Concert. Quote
quamp Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 What's a good way to torture yourself and a friend? There's something very disturbing in the way politicians speak. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Why do I get the creeps every time they announce there's a "State of the Union" address coming on TV? No, I really would rather not do that. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Do you want to help me move a body? A slurpee will help that. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Oh crap! my arm fell off, what do I do? Chocolate coverd elves. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 What is the best appitizer to serve to your new in-laws? Rickman-in-a-box Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 I have no clue what to get Polywolly for her birthday, any suggestions? Orlando Bloom in a pair of speedos Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 What did I try to put on my wedding registry? Detention isn't that bad after all. Quote
quamp Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 What would you say if I told you that you had to spend detention with Alan Rickman? Someone here has a very unhealthy fixation. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 What would be the most obvious general statement you could make about the AFF forums? Red berries are preferable. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 13, 2006 Report Posted August 13, 2006 Besides chocolate, what other foods do you think should be licked off a naked elf's body? All the time, baby, all the time. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 13, 2006 Report Posted August 13, 2006 When is your mind in the gutter? I am not obsessed! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Don't you think you're going a bit overboard with the Snapes wallpaper, the snapes furniture, and the new Snapes religion? Mmmm... sure, I'll do it, but now I want two cookies. Quote
quamp Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Would you have sex with me for a cookie? I just want a pretty girl to like me! Quote
redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Why are you wearing Vulcan ears and rolling in chocolate? Swing and a miss! Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 Hey baby, what's your sign? Only if you promise I won't end up naked in Tiajuana this time. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 Will you come to the premeir of the New Pirates of the Carribean Movie with me? It looked pretty solid, so I hit it. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 Why is that child crying? Yeah, I can smell a lawsuit coming. Quote
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