Guest Pherazen Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 What would happen if I slept with redsliver? You got that right!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 If anyone else read this stuff, they'd have us all commited wouldn't they? Green jello.
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 What are you wearing for your sister's wedding? So says the walrus.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Was the answer "ARW ARW ARW"? puppies and kittens
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 What was in that stew you just made? Yes, it does!
Guest Pavana Lachrimae Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Does that inflatable sheep come with a free tub of vaseline? Because you touch yourself at night.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Why am I going blind? That shouldn't be that color.
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not too sure, but should the cock ring be turning that blue? Because I said so, that's why.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Why must I always be the stewardess? A dolphin and a rabbi.
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 So, what did you bring to the orgy? Hard-boiled eggs, three shots of Jack, and a box of Jelly Bellies.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you pack the kids for lunches? Box of condoms, porno magazine, some illegal fireworks and a forty of whisky.
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you find under my bed? I stole it.
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Where is my dog collar and ball gag set? Yes, I'm obsessed.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Are you a Snape fan? Latex, leather and chains
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What are you getting me for my birthday? It's my favorite saying.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Why do you always have to yell "peeing pants is cool"? That sounds like a dream come true.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Want to grab a couple burger baskets and head back to my 1988 ford Tempo? Just flamethrower the kid!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 You want to take my weapon collection?? Its by the mirror.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Have you seen my 12 inch cock? Its not a bazooka, but at least its a six-shooter.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you think of the new In-a-Box idea, Kevin Smith-in-a-box? Candle light helps
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 It only takes a box of raisins and a Kevin Smith movie to score with you? O Please, baby please! open your legs and catch my disease!
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What's your best pick-up line? Well, duh.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Did you give me herpes? Herpes twice, and the clap... Ehhhhh!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What did you bring back from Tailand? Haven't lately.
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 When's the last time you dressed in drag and did the hula? Gas powered vibrator.
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