englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What are two ingrediants missing for our good night in? big, long and very hard first thing in the morning.
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How would you describe me? If she can't keep up, how is that my problem?
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Why does she keep pulling it like that? One eyed one horned flying purple peaple eater
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what did you see to make you think that was bad pot? Iceburg, dead ahead.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Where's the best place to get vodka around here? Kiss the cod!
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How do I get the bartenders on George St. to serve me faster? A busload of children into the sun.
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what do you call it when a woman can lick her own pussy? its when i started to vomit i realised soemthing was wrong.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 How did you know that cod had herpes? Screech
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 what did the pig do as you shot it? Human slaves in an insect nation.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What is your new job title? I swear I didn't see it til I was almost on top of it.
Guest Nympho Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 What are you doing with that Snape blow-up doll? NO!
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Could I borrow your fondue set for chocolate covered elves and such? Of course!
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Could you let me borrow two chocolate covered elves if in return, I let you borrow a carmel covered Snapes? Me and him alone on a desert island with nothing but palm trees and fine Godiva chocolate liquor.
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 What would your ideal holiday be with a loved one? the car crashed but everyone was fine.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 "Hello, thank you for calling Statewide Insurance, how can I help you?" All I got was a cold and an infected hangnail
quamp Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 What happened when you tried to get Allan Rickman's autograph? Well, I'll just be dumping my stock in that company now.
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 whats the buisness term for going to the sperm bank? the safest place is the black box.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Where should I keep my supersonic vibrator so no one steals it? Well, okay, but you lick it first.
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 you want to try this homemade popcicle? sucked out of the airplane window.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Uhm... I thought Grandma was coming with you, what happened? As soon as I stop shaking.
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 do you want to tell me what those drugs are like? 88 miles an hour.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 How fast do you think he was going before he crashed? No thanks, I'll wait for the next one.
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 do you want to enlist in the army and fight the war? 10,000 people.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 That's a pretty big box, what are you keeping in that? It's all right, I poked holes in the lid.
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 have you seen that box i had that contained the deadly virus we were testing? the whole population of China.
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