redsliver Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 What's this miss? You appear to be leaking.
DarkCabaret Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Where's the milk coming from? Don't eat that!
quamp Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Hey, this cake looks good. May I sample it? I can't say I like that band; the singer whines too much.
Leonhart29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Hey! How did the Poison reunion concert go last night? Fuzzy - they're all fuzzy!
quamp Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Why do you like tribbles? Down, fangirl, down!! HEEL!!!
Leonhart29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Awe - what a cute little...um what did you call this thing peeing on my leg again? It's hairless, long, pink and makes strange noises.
redsliver Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 What do you love about my cock? Thank you now I need to take a wire brush to my eyes and then bleach them!
Leonhart29 Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 I have this picture of your male chemistry teacher nude and I was wondering if you've ever seen this mole on his inner left thigh? That's what cherries are for.
quamp Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 What kind of pie should I make? The brutal side of gentrification strikes again.
redsliver Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Say something that sounds intelligent and alarming! Pfft, it'll do
Guest echtrae Posted April 27, 2007 Report Posted April 27, 2007 Was that the wittiest thing you could come up with? Only after spending a life-time learning the intricacies of it.
quamp Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Can you explain to me why Bush won't swallow his pride and give Iraq back to the Iraqis? It's the stupidest disclaimer I've ever read.
Leonhart29 Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Do not use this vibrator in the bath as it may cause electrocution. Is this all there is to it?
redsliver Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Wanna play the game backwards? Not in those shoes.
quamp Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Hey, can I come into the hot tub at the orgy? *Sinks in*... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Leonhart29 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Who want's bubbles in the hot tub? Love, Life and Lust.
Guest echtrae Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 What are the three most important L words? I'm surprised you didn't catch that.
redsliver Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Why're you throwing a hat at me, Oddjob? Do not inhale.
Guest echtrae Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 What should I do if the reporters ask about my college life? Lead with the sword.
Leonhart29 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 When faced with 300 half naked men what should you do? Well little one, it's what Daddy does on his own every 3rd Thursday.
quamp Posted May 3, 2007 Report Posted May 3, 2007 Why do you let daddy go to that porno club once a month? AH! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!
redsliver Posted May 5, 2007 Report Posted May 5, 2007 Have you met my friend Quamp? Perhaps that was a little cruel.
dazzledfirestar Posted May 5, 2007 Report Posted May 5, 2007 Did you have to stomp on that poor ant for a full hour? I've seen worse.
Guest Big Samurai Posted May 5, 2007 Report Posted May 5, 2007 Would it hurt your feelings if I said I've seen much, much better? The system is down.
Leonhart29 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 Why do I have this blue screen on my monitor - and where the hell did my taxes go? Danger Prone Daphne Disorder
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