DarkCabaret

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  1. Ugh having a really bad episode right now, I'm not verbally speaking to anyone.

  2. If you play League of Legends and you know wanna play a game with me. Add me Darkcabaret is my name on there :)

  3. Writing my first fic in 2 years .... THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. DarkCabaret

    Why Men Are Happier

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. --------- A friend of mine posted this on MySpace and I thought it was cute so figured i'd share it with everyone.
  5. Me, Chinese Food, Lord of the Rings, and my Fan Fic .... Where could this go wrong?!

    1. Shadowknight12
    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Monosodium Glutamate's quest for Terminator style world domination?

  6. McDonald's, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, and my fan fiction. THAT'S WHAT'S UP YO!!!!!

  7. Feeling So Fly Like A G-6

  8. Should be writing on my novel instead I'm working fan fic!

    1. BoredStraight

      BoredStraight

      Sometimes it's refreshing to step back from a big project and work on something fun!

    2. Anesor

      Anesor

      switching back and forth on two good projects helps confuse block sometimes.

  9. I'm in need of a beta. Normally I wouldn't ask, but I feel I may need one. I'm looking for a beta who is good with grammar, spelling, and all around literate. I need someone who will pretty much get on my ass if I stray from the story. I tend to write and then go completely off topic within my story. I do require my beta to be patient. I work 10 1/2 hour days at work so it may be a week or two before I can actually get new chapters to you. I'm still working on chapter one and will update you on everything. I do have Yahoo so I'm not requiring my beta to have but it would be nice so I can keep tabs with you. If I send you a 12 page chapter feel free to tell me to cut things. I want someone who is blunt and honest! If it's total crap then say so and I'll try to fix it. I'm also working on an original novel as well, but my fan fiction is what needs the beta. This is a Twilight fic, so a knowledge and enjoyment of the movies and book is a must. Even if you don't have an extreme love as I do, I'll still consider you. I'm also throwing in a batch of witches. Stephanie Meyer put wolves in her books I'm adding witches! Not like Harry Potter, I mean similar to Charmed, but with my own personal twist. I am trying to say my witches will do spells, and all kinds of stuff. I do have sites I am using for research for my original novel if you would like them. This story will contain a few different sexuals situations. M/F, F/F, and possibly some torture. I'm not into rape scenes, incest, or scat/urine so it will NOT be in my story! I am however intending to do candles, and possibly some blood play. Not like menstrual blood but regular blood? LOL! If anything else is added to the list I will warn you first, and if needed I will try to find another person who can take care of that chapter. If interested in being my beta PLEASE message me on here, and let me know your credentials. I'm looking for 1 possibly 2. I do enjoy conflicting ideas. If I choose 2, then I may require a Yahoo ID, so we can do conference chats even if it's not about the story. I'd like someone or someones who can talk to me at least once a week.
  10. I'm in love with a stripper ........

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      A paint stripper?

    2. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Will they share tips?

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Is this thong-in-cheek?

      *badum-psh*

  11. watching lotr and updating my yahoo status everytime something dramatic happens to make it MORE dramatic LOL

  12. blah blah blah I can't understand the plot in my head! Someone quick get it out!!

  13. B-Rad from Malibu's Most wanted ...... maybe I do like them ghetto white boys LMAO!
  14. Title: The Life and Lies of One William Turner Author: DarkCabaret Rating: Adult + (?) Summary: Will has gotten himself into more than he can handle. Jack and Hayden are there to make the journey a little easier Feedback: Appreciated Fandom: PotC URL: Clickity Click Thanks - DC
  15. Dean Winchester from Supernatural.....he's just hot! LOL (At least mine's not a cartoon character lol)
  16. DarkCabaret

    The in my pants game

    "Shut Up and Drive" in my pants Gotta love Rihanna
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    Scarlet

    Chapter Two is up for your viewing pleasure. Please leave reviews. I do enjoy hearing what everyone thinks.
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    Scarlet

    I haven't been around in FOREVER!! I just did a re-write on my fic, and posted it. I'm also working on chapter two and expect it to be up tonight or tomorrow. Enjoy and fair reading Title: Scarlet Author: Dark Cabaret Summary: I didn't know what to think as I was pulled into that dark room. All I knew was I was either going to die, or become one of them. Rating: Adult possibly Adult+ Pairings: Bella/OMC Bella/OFC OMC/OFC Spoilers: No spoilers, since it's AU/AR Feedback: Appreciated URL: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094394 Thanks You Much : DC
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    Fenrir Greyback.....

    Okay I know people have been wondering who SHOULD play him in movie six .... now I am looking for a more interesting list. (Even though I believe someone rumored Liam Neison (sp?) was going to play him) Who do you think should NOT be considered for the part? Ok my picks: Jimmy Kimmel - It would be funny though ... Colin Firth - As sexy as he is .... So what do you guys think? I know it's kind of random but I was watching Jimmy Kimmel's show and he was talking about HP:DH and it kind of popped into my head LOL
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    Losing Time

    Title: Losing Time Author: Dark Cabaret Beta: No One Yet. Description: Two new girls move to Forks which causes some trouble for the Cullen family.<br> Rating: Adult + Warnings: OFC, M/F, Oral, Possible Anal, Language, Witch Craft, Werewolves, Vampires, You Know All That Stuff!!!!!! Some of the characters might seem a little OOC, it's because it will help the story flow better. If you don't like it then don't read it URL: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094235
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    Rate It....

    Okay rules of the game are to find something you LIKE about the avatar, signature or name of the person above you then rate it! You can pick one or all three Example: (I'll do mine lol) Name: 8/10 - I like my name, it sticks out, and people know me by it! Avatar: 10/10 - I loooove Aoi from GazettE! Signature: 10/10 - Only because Aoi is sooo hot! ----- So someone start us off here!
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    Losing Time

    CHAPTER FOUR IS UP!!! LOL It took me long enough but it's up go check it out yo!
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    Losing Time

    Chapter Three is up now. Took me awhile but I DID IT!! LOL~! Now off to bed lol.
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    Losing Time

    Updated!! Chapter Two is up for your viewing pleasure!!