DarkCabaret

Edward Cullen, Isabella Swan, Alice Cullen, Jacob Black - from Twilight (Awesome series!) Tom Riddle (Not Voldie), Severus Snape - Harry Potter Series Deady - Deadly The Evil Teddy Series (By Voltaire ... it's awesome too!)

Guilty .... I won't explain. G|NG: Used chat speak in real conversations IE: I was like OMG and she totally LOL'd!

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Banned For Being Wrong (Haha couldn't think of a different word), Roxas Is Cool. In His Own Little Ways.

Well as you can see on both the forums and my author profile it says I'm an Archivist. (Which means Archive Moderator) I sort of agree that it should state it somewhere but it doesn't have to. If you have questions about someone who has left a "warning review" feel free to ask someone on here. We're very friendly people, and we like to help. There's really no need for profiles to state it, other than in the about section, because the next thing you know trolls come out. As far as the forum goes, maybe not everyone wants to be acknowledged as a moderator. AFF's disclaimer policy is very simple. You don't own the fandom, you don't make money and in celeb cases it's purely fiction. As far as the long mod reviews, mine is simple but it's sort of lengthy because I cover everything that needs to be looked at. I also include a small note that's specific as to what's wrong with it. Mine is the length it is because I want people to look at their disclaimers and think "oh yeah I forgot I don't make money", or "Holy moo-cow I forgot that I don't own this fandom", or even "Dang I didn't put I the fandom". A lot of people simply say "I don't own." I know when I look at these things I think of it as "Well, I'm happy they don't own, but what do they not own?" It's all a matter of taking things with a grain of salt. Just because a mod says your disclaimer is wrong doesn't mean it's COMPLETELY wrong. It may mean you need to say you make no profit, or you don't own the fandom, characters, or places. Hope this sort of helps you understand a little better. I know somethings may not be totally clear but I'm not always totally clear lol. That's why we have more than one mod

I'm currently reading {The Art Of Tarot Reading And Predicting The Future} it's a good book don't know where I got it or who it's written by (Nephew spilled milk on it and ruined my cover!)

Well the way I do it sometimes is if I have TONS of warnings in it I'll often add an Author's note to the top of the chapter saying "This is what's going on: blah blah blah". So in my summary I only put the IMPORTANT ones. I'm not 100% sure if that's how the higher-ups want it but that's what I'd do.

Chapter two is now up! I'm so excited. I haven't written a good fic in a long time and I think this is only the beginning!!!!!!!!!

I just recently went through about two months of writer's block. I had the idea in my head but every frickin time I tried to write, I couldn't think of how to put it. The fic I'm working on right now finally sparked after talking with someone about wanting to write lol I lost interest in one story I was writing. So I didn't publish. I had about four pages written and got bored with it. Same old characters, typical "i love you, wait no i don't" story. It got old. LOL!!! The key is to attempt to think of anything, or do something else other than write. Listen to music, watch a movie (maybe of the fandom your writing about?) just something other than what your writing. I myself make videos sometimes. I put them on youtube and watch them lol I'm so conceded! The key is to find other ways to express your creativity. Whether it be writing total CRAP or doing something else. Sometimes taking a nap helps too

Prove it! LOL I picked pink, it's mah fave right now. Then again my fave color changes every week!

Okay I would like to have a beta. Someone who will read my fic, be honest and not hold back. It's a Harry Potter / Hermione Granger story even though it starts as Harry / Ginny. I'm looking for someone who is quick but NOT sloppy and will be truthful! Also one who has AIM/AOL would be nice so we can talk about the story and what not. IM / Email: XoDarkCabaretoX@aol.com

Title: Leaving Her Alone Author: Dark Cabaret Rating: Adult + Summary: Harry Potter just can’t leave her alone. His thoughts lie only with her, and it’s tearing his marriage apart. Will she accept him or leave him in his thoughts? Feedback: Appreciated Fandom: Harry Potter URL: Click Here

Wow that was fascinating. I'd have left a review but ..... DANG that's um something. Where would you put that? Sure as heck not cartoons! So um Spongebob is relevant to Jesus?

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Title: Best Lunch Ever Author: DarkCabaret Rating: Adult++ Summary: Jennifer Lopez Meets Up With A Friend...... COMPLETE, M/F, OC, Oneshot, PWP, Toys Fandom: Jennifer Lopez URL: Click Here Well I haven't written anything in a while. So I thought a one shot would be good lol! So um yeah here's a snippet: Long tan legs, short yellow skirt, three inch yellow heels, and a black shirt that so low cut you could almost see the woman's full breasts. Long dark hair that reached her breasts. Large sunglasses covered her coffee colored eyes. Most of the men on the street stopped to stare as she waltzed past them. Her ample breasts jiggling ever so slightly. The woman smiled as she walked into a small dark store. It smelled like cinnamon and vanilla, and was decorated with pictures and adult novelties. "Jennifer!" The shop owner walked out of the back room carrying a box.

Dear Boss: I know why you changed the dress code. You just want to see me bend over in my mini-skirt. Love - DC

Title: Untitled Song Author: DarkCabaret Rating: Adult+ Summary: Aoi has a song stuck in his head. Only after watching everyone, does this song take form. Feedback: Would love some Fandom: the GazettE URL: Untitled Song A Lil Slice Of The Story: The music wasn't anything in particular, just, well, music. Reita and Ruki walked into the studio to find the guys playing. All three had their eyes closed as they played. Reita just smiled and sat down on the small couch they had put in there. Ruki sat next to him and positioned himself under Reita's arm. They both sat there watching their fellow band members play. Hope everyone likes it, it's been a while for me

It happens to all of us at one point. I know when I had a fic I cared about, and had several fans. I didn't want to disappoint anyone so I'd try to set maybe an hour a week aside to write. It never happened though, at that time I was working, dealing with my Dad who was dying, and it was total chaos.

Well I know I hate using ziploc baggies. The only thing I use them for is if I pack my lunch for work. It's no fun opening a small baggie of cheese and it tasting weird. So you're not the only person, I taste it too.

I voted and said nothin' .... how odd. I'm 21. It's awesome I can buy alcohol now. I'm so happy B)

There you go Keith!! LOL

Mirage -- The Incredibles She was just WAY HOT, I love her *sighs* When she said "He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a... weakness we share." I died LOL .....I loved that dress *sighs again* ((Wow, lots of emotion for a cartoon character))

I can't say I'm up for open dating. I like to be exclusive. What's the point of being together if you're just going to go fuck other people? IN MY OPINION open dating is another form of being a whore ..... but like I said IT IS MY OPINION (no reason to over-re-act to that!)

It all just fell apart. My cousin bailed on picking up my friend. He hasn't called me, and I don't know where he lives. She came over to my house to pick me up for this party, I said I was going to TRY and figure where my friend lives. I can't find it so I'm driving home, in tears cause I'm so pissed at her. I called her and said "Way to go, I can't find Link's house so thank a fuckin lot." She asked if I was still going to the party and I told her "No I'm not, my new years was ruined when you decided NOT to go with me! So I'm not going." She got mad because I was upset and I ended the conversation. She asked if I was coming or not and I simply said, "This year's ruined so maybe next year bitch." Then I hung up so I know she's mad at me for being so rude on the phone, Link is probably mad at me for not picking him up. I knew I should have left my house at 7:30 when Link asked me to stay the night with him. I'm having a really shitty night and the only GOOD thing that's come out of it is I'm finally writing my original fic that's been stuck in my head for months upon months.