DarkCabaret

Title: Losing Time Author: Dark Cabaret Beta: No One Yet. Description: Two new girls move to Forks which causes some trouble for the Cullen family.<br> Rating: Adult + Warnings: OFC, M/F, Oral, Possible Anal, Language, Witch Craft, Werewolves, Vampires, You Know All That Stuff!!!!!! Some of the characters might seem a little OOC, it's because it will help the story flow better. If you don't like it then don't read it URL: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094235

1. Give a brief description of what you're looking for from your prospective beta I'm looking for someone who will check spelling, grammar, and making sure certain details are right. I haven't written a fic in a while, so I need someone who is patient and willing to work with me, even chat over YIM. 2. Say what fandom this is for Twilight - Emmett/OFC and Jacob/OFC plus all pairings from the book 3. Let the prospective beta readers know what type of story this will be (in general). This story is going to be a whirlwind. I can't give out to much cause I don't want to give anything away. If your a big fan of Rosalie I wouldn't suggest you for this one. If you need further details, feel free to message me on here.

I'm a world of warcraft nerd. I play well used to until i ran out of time and lost my computer. Now I use a friends and so wish i could sit here and play. ANYWAY the banner on the bottom is gay. I'm removing it so no worries ^_* I play WoW on two realms and play both horde and alliance UNDEAD and DRAENIE ROCK!!!!

Mine is Cedric Diggory - A Hufflepuff! Cause Hufflepuff RULES and Gryfindor SUCK EGGS!! LOL

I continue to have a reoccurring dream. There's this man, I don't know anything about him but he has chocolate brown eyes. Every time I ask him his name he turns away from me. Then last night I had the same dream and I finally got to see more of him, but only his smile. It's funny I'm sort of dating this guy, and he reminds me of the guy in my dream. In this dream when I'm with the guy there's always music and bubbles. Also a penguin. I don't know what he was there for but a penguin was with us. It was weird.

Filth in the Beauty in my pants Gotta love JRock lol

Well what EXACTLY are you looking for? I've got time lol plus I can find anything *wink* EDIT: http://www.penisbot.com/new-smoking-01.html has several links. Don't know if it's what you want but it has a few

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

Kei and Sho from Moon Child (A Japanese vampire movie) LOVE those two!

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...wow three week old bread eh? *chucks a yummy moist chocolate cake!*

Nor have I .... I don't think I'd want to .... I have never been to Japan even though I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go!

I am glad Halloween is over! I am going to miss it .....

Guilty ..... G|NG: Beat up a friend for hitting on your sister

Banned for not knowing LOL We were talking about Roxas from Kingdom Hearts ..... then I tried to change the subject to Japan!

Comfortably Numb in my pants

If you need videos redtube.com has a taste of EVERYTHING OR youporn.com or xxxtube.com don't ask why I know all of these *blushes* I just do!

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Your butt crack. Why do they call it a butt CRACK?

Um I guess I haven't either. I have never understood why men are sometimes such butt-heads!

^'s brain exploded lol! That's funny

"See You Again" In My Pants Wow inspired by Miley Cyrus lol!

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Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating." Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it." The first girl said, "I can't." Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?" The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!" -------------------------------------------------------------- There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'' To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

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