madlodger Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 The I-666 South is closed for roadwork again. How'd I get to work now? Little yellow kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demosthenes Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 ...Let marinate for 6 hours, lightly seasoned with sage and a dash a tyme, serve hot. He seems to have choked to death on his own foot, but what I can't understand is why a contortionist would take this kind of bet in the first place... perhaps he was--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 I bet you can't ramble on endlessly! Wrong game there, Demosthenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 What do you think of Demosthenes' latest contribution to this thread? It's three lefts after the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 How the heck am I supposed to cross the street downtown here? Why shouldn't I call her an angel? She's always up in the air about something, harping on my faults, and never has an earthly thing to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 How about we begin with quamp's essay for this AH (Abused Husbands) group meeting? This is a first recorded case of Genital Warthogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Why does that man have tusks sticking out of his fly? Ivory would be cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 What would happen if we had elephants jumping in the trees instead of squirrels? Moonlight won't keep it hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Should the oil be kept on the windowsill tonight? He shoots and scores! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 What do you say at the climax of sex? Better you than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Did you know that I was chosen to be a Guest of Honor for the Annual Cannibals Anonymous meeting? That's ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Did you hear that Red was a hermaphrodite? Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Can you really put your ankles behind your head? After that many years, he'd better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 What can a male cheerleader do after four years? So what? Who is to say I DIDN'T eat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Do you realize that eating P***Ys doesn't literally mean that you actually ATE them? Be it as it may, rules are stil rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Don't you just hate those grammar and spelling rules? Not to boast, but yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Can you read tech manuals upside down? Laughing maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 So what do you see as your role on this board? Well, I liked it, but I don't think she'd enjoy all the fanboy service in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Do you think Mariah Carey liked the all-male-hotel-get-away? Frankly, gummy bear heads taste amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 You gave head to a GUMMY BEAR? Why? I'll just blend in with robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 What's your plan for surviving the apocalypse? If they ask nicely, I might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Let's say, you are drunk at the party and two cute GUMMY BEARs ask if you'll give them head? What's your plan for surviving the apocalypse? A good one! Hahaha! I had no idea what question would work here Buns of steel and cotton balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Name two things you can find on the hot stud cotton farm. It's true, and I'll defend that statement only to the point of being inconvenienced! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Mr. quamp, have you really publicly stated that Leonardo da Vinci invented comic books and you are just following in his footsteps? A huge letter 'F' carved out of cheddar cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 What did you make at school sweetie? I did it once, I did it a thousand times. and I'll do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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