greenwizard

It does depend on the guy of course, but a young horny teenager... yeah 5 or 6 times isn't that unbelievable. I only ever did handjobs and blowjobs with other people until I met my current boyfriend (willingly that is) but I only needed like a 10 minute break between rounds when I was in my mid teens. I usually got sore after 4 rounds though. Now that I'm in my early twenties it's more like 15- 20 minutes. Young men generally do recover faster, but I guess there are some exceptions.

I agree with the bending her over a desk and doing it from behind idea, especially if you don't want to do missionary. I can't offer any input on female anatomy, but while having my anal cherry pooped I laughed a lot. I know that sounds weird... but both of us were virgins in that department and we had no clue what we were doing. It hurt like a bitch, but I was sober and really nervous. I was with my two female friends when they were talking about it. One of them was asking the other for advice, (Seriously... did they not see me sitting right there?) and the one was saying to make sure they had extra lube on hand because sometimes a girl doesn't lube herself up enough on the first time.

A very disturbed underage person might.... And when I call someting disturbed....

I guess that's true with most. But James Potter isn't mentioned much. In the books he's just sort of there. So I used a bit of what was in the books to make the character and give him life.

I only post on AFF.net right now. I put up a few of my early stories on Literotica, but they sucked so you're not missing anything. I've come a long way as a writer thanks to a few good betas I've come across. I haven't been to Literotica in ages. My biggest bitch with them is I tried to change my email on my account and they fucking locked me out of it and supposedly mailed me a new authentication code to get back in it which I never got. I emailed their tech support and got nothing. The mods here actually like.. um... respond and fix problems. Nifty.org is another place I go to read, but I don't post there.

I finally finished my story! Go me! And yea, I suppose meds are the best thing for some people. All meds did for me was make me a drooling zombie. I wasn't depressed, but had no interest in anything. I didn't like it.

I don't know him as a person... but my gut tells me I wouldn't like him. I have a sixth sense about people. I am of the opinion that a trained monkey could do a better job. He plotted, lied, stomped his foot like a two year old when he lost a debate even when he was cheating... makes up words, can't pronounce real words, screwed us all to hell... Should I keep going? Who knows why we invaded Iraq but him and his people. It was proven he made false documents and lied. He only passes the bills for the war that give him exactly what he wants and screw what happens to the troops until Congress gives in. Why hasn't he been impeached again? I could name at least one law he broke from what I remember from scool.

Writer's block really is a bitch. I'm working on a chapter and have it almost finished.... but I'm stuck. The words just aren't coming out. As far as bi polar meds, I'm supposed to be on them, but I'm not. I won't take medication of any kind because I'm not myself. They make me a drooling zombie. I would make a bet that your meds have a big part to play in your problem.

Yaoi is where the guys act all feminie right? I'm not really into that. I'm into male/male stuff. Hey, I'm a creative soul that likes men. I try to write my pairings as realisticly as possible. I suck at sex scenes though. I can do it, but I have trouble describing it.

Everytime I wash my hands my back itches. I just noticed that today. I could go all day without it itching, and the second I put my hands under running water it starts itching like crazy. It also itches when I'm trying to sleep.

*sigh* Money makes the world go round, particularly in this shitfaced country. I live here because I was born here, the end. I don't like it, but I don't have enough money to pick up and move to another country, and I don't think my grandparents would give it to me. This is really wrong, but I don't think there's anything anyone can really do. Every single one of us could bitch to our representatives, but if someone is paying them large amounts of money to pass it, the public is yet again very screwed. What you can do however, is think very carefully about who you're giong to vote for in the Presidential election. I'm fairly certain that getting a decent president for a change is the only way we're getting out of the mess we're in.

What site is this anyway? You went and got me curious.... I should spank you And I do believe there is a God, I just happened to have a different view than most. My belief system works for me.

Gemini/ Ox Interesting combination isn't it? I'm on the fence about a lot of things, but when I do pick a side I'm damn stubborn.

I don't mind people being strong in their faith. You can tell me what you believe and I'll listen with respect. I may not agree with you, but it isn't my place to tell you what to believe. What does bother me is the people who think their beliefs should be made into law. That is trying to force others to follow what they believe. Those are the people who irk me to no end. Who's to say what the truth is. We can't know for sure until we die. Who's to say you won't get invited to an orgy by an arhch angel..... I guess what I'm saying is don't put all your eggs in one basket. If I'm right... religious zealots are going to be in for quite a shock.

Ok... let me set the scene. I'm about 6'3 and 212 lbs. I got up early to take my boyfriend into work. I went to put my shoes on.. and some sort of bug ran right by my foot. I screamed like a girl and jumped up on the couch. It took a good 10 minutes before I would get off the couch. I hate bugs. Not just spiders.. any type of creepy crawly. They're so small but they move so fast. It just doesn't seem natural for a living thing to be that small.... I once refused to go to the bathroom for an entire evening because I saw a centipede. I'm also afraid of heights, and the dark. My boyfriend tells me to quit being a baby about the dark thing. It's not the dark itself so much and more what might be in it. I don't like not being able to see. My boyfriend picks on me by turning the light off on me while I'm in the shower. He thinks it's funny. I think it's cruel. When he did it and closed the door and walked away he told me to grow up and get over it when he came back and I was curled up in the fetal position having a major panic attack. I'm also a bit clostraphobic. I got stuck under my parents bed when I was a baby and I've been afraid of getting stuck in small spaces ever since.

In my humble opnion.... More than a handful is such a waste.

It had to be done.... I must share this review on my Snarry story.... James tutored SNAPE in Potions?! Sorry, that's about as believable as Voldemort, Neville and Bellatrix building a lovetriangle and a nursing home to lovingly care for insane Cruciatus-victims... And the potion-brewing happens randomly in James' BEDroom (Which sounds like a perfect environment for fumes, stains, explosions, stench and so on that go along with brewing, really. I wonder why no one else had that glorious idea! All this wasted class- and labspace at Hogwarts), never mind that he'd have a dormroom with 4 others to share like everyone else - even ultra special Golden Boys as we see. Your idea sounded interesting. But with such a ridiculous setup, Snape's characterization as well as random super good looking!stud!James - hasn't anyone actually READ the books where he is described?! - I think I'll pass up on further chapters. Ok now, I'm sorry she didn't like it... but did she really have to go on a little rant? I know how James was characterized in the books and I didn't like it so I changed it. It's called creative liscense ladies and gentlemen. Maybe it's the lack of sleep that makes me look at this review and go WTF. Oh well, you can't expect to please everyone. I still have 7 positive reviews.

I posted the first chapter of my Snarry story last night. It's a very dark and twisted story, or at least it will be. The codes on it are torture, violence, S&M, rape, and humiliation among other things. It hasn't even been 24 hrs and already 682 hits and 7 reviews. I think that speaks for itself.

What pisses me off is Christians seem to think they have a right to tell people what to believe in the name of spreading the word. There was a thing in the news that some same sex couples at a local college had a comittment ceremony and there were Christian protestors. Where do they get off deciding that something should be illegal because they believe it's a sin? It's their religion and they shouldn't force that belief on anyone else. I have a very different view than they do. If I want to write a story involving a biblical person in an orgy, shouldn't that be my right? If the bible is indeed correct (I doubt it) then yes I'll probably go to hell, but isn't that my problem? Some Christians seem to miss the meaning of free will. Believe what you want, but don't force it on me. I don't force my beliefs on you.

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others. That's one of my favorite quotes and I thought it fit nicely here.

More like a kid who linked masturbation to stress relief and some wires got crossed. Been there, done that, it's a very hard habbit to break. I guess that's another weird thing about me. I masturbate when I'm playing a game or something and I'm loosing. When my boyfriend is in the room and I can't... I scream obsceneties and kick and throw things. I have a very short and uncontrolable temper when I'm aroused and can't do anything about it. Oh... and cigarette smoke arouses me. I hate it. When my mom would light up around me I wanted to drive a screwdriver through her head... but seing as how that would've gotten me thrown in jail... I went up to my room, turned on a fan, and jerked off instead. Welcome to my fucked up world....

I think Rosemarius and I were seperated at birth... Though for all I know we really could be related, but that's a rant for another topic. I actually have been masturbating since I can remember. I had no idea what I was doing at the time. I didn't associate jerking off with sex until I was 12 or 13. And the only reason that happened was I heard classmates talking about stuff. I was treated like there was something wrong with me. My mom smacked my hand and yelled at me when she caught me. My step dad flat out beat me. And I have a very sick and twisted mind. Quite honestly, the only thing that separates me from rapists is self control. I know it's wrong so I don't do it. I don't like pain, but I get off on thinking about raping and torturing someone. Then there was a long car ride and I really had to pee but my step dad told me to quit being such a baby and hold it. I hid on the floor under a blanket and jerked off to relieve the stress. Do I even need to explain what that caused....? Humans are animals, but most of y'all don't seem to want to admit it. Kids are quite capable of experiencing sexual pleasure, they just don't understand it. I did a bunch of research on it one day and was very relieved to find out that I am in fact not a freak. Parents also need to realise that sexual habbits don't just pop up out of nowhere at puberty. It's something that develops over time and we don't even realize it. If you catch your kid masturbating and act like they murdered someone you just might have a kid that turns out like me. Or... they'll feel such incredible guilt that they'll be sexually repressed the rest of their lives; either or...

Hey I just noticed that too. Interesting.

*How many years have you worked as a beta? I'd say off and on for a little over a year. Provide links to some of the work that you have beta'd. Link the titles. Work posted outside of AFF is acceptable as well. I can't really provide a link because it isn't posted yet. I'm doing beta work currently for MonkeyLady on her exchange fic. I don't remember the name of the story I did a little over a year ago. In which capacities have you served as a beta? (Spelling/grammar, canon, characterization, etc.) Spelling/grammar, and story quality (characterization, plot holes, ect...) I'll do anything from a quick grammar edit to a total rewrite. Which types of potentially objectionable content have you beta'd for? Correspond it to warning tags if possible. I've done n/c so far. Really I'll do pretty much anything though. I've come across very little that's actually bothered me. What are your personal boundaries as a beta? There are a few things I won't do. Bestiality, creature, non vampire related blood play. What are your weaknesses when it comes to beta work? I'd say speed. I can be a little slow sometimes. The last thing I did was 25 pages and I got it back in 6 days. I have a very short attention span, and because of how thourough I am I can usually only do a page or two at a time. But if you have a deadline I will do my best to get it back as fast as possible. How do you tend to interact with an author when doing beta work? I'm very honest. I try to not be too mean, but if you have a problem in a certain area I'm going to tell you about it. Sometimes I can be a little on the blunt side. But I also try to be helpful. For which fandoms have you worked? Which fandoms do you frequent? Do you consider yourself well-versed on any specific characters? I have Harry Potter on the brain. Just ask my boyfriend. He sometimes threatens to burn my DVD's. I have also read all 7 books. Due to a slight learning disability, I don't remember a lot of details and terms, but I know the major stuff well. I will do pretty much any pairing. I won't do anything involving McGonagall however. That's just... ewww... There are just some pairings that are so wrong on so many levels. I will also do original stories. Slash is my preference.

Hey, I've been looking for someone to do a Snape/Harry fic I've started and you might be perfect. It's sort of a slave/Master type things and I'm having a hard time finding someone who isn't easily squicked. If you're interested pm me with your email and I'll send what I have so far. I'm having a little trouble getting started and I could use an objective opinion about how I started it.