JayDee

On the internet? Probably memes, cat pics and porn.
 

I’ll have you know I partied pretty hard for about half an hour in 2001.
Won’t be forever, I guess, good luck with the future stuff either way!

We miss you, but we’ll be here and party hard the next time you get time off! Or at least as hard as a bunch of anxiety-ridden nerds on the internet can party… 

I’m sorry to hear about that.  I do hope things improve for you.

Good luck finding the free erotica! See ya when you’re back online

Good luck finding the free erotica! See ya when you’re back online

I’ll have my phone though so I will check in on occasion (and try no to go over my data limit) 

Happy Birthday. I hope ya have a good day.

Happy Birthday. I hope ya have a good day.

There are some real incel weirdos on reddit, but I have seen worse on twitter tbh. At least reddit’s moderation is generally ok, and means that subs like TwoXChromosomes are inclusive! 
For BW’s confused reaction – the broken arms thing relates to This ancient Ask Me Anything and how on reddit in every other thread someone will find a way to reference it.
I, uh, I like the puns.

*best George Takei voice* Oh, my.

There was some smutty smurf talk on an old family guy, and Urban Dictionary has some similar stuff – https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smurf
I’d imagine a lot of folks have independently used the word replacement possibilities of smurf filth… but it sounds like George’s own dirty mind nearly caused some workplace trouble :p Good thing nobody was around!

I hope you feel better ‘bout how the new one turns out! I know the feeling where you look back at work and think “Fucking hell, look at this shit,” but I’ve just taken the attitude that if I have to suffer it then whoever is silly enough to click on one of the bad stories can too.

I hope ya have a good two days break!

There was some smutty smurf talk on an old family guy, and Urban Dictionary has some similar stuff – https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smurf
I’d imagine a lot of folks have independently used the word replacement possibilities of smurf filth… but it sounds like George’s own dirty mind nearly caused some workplace trouble :p Good thing nobody was around!

I hope I do as well. Hoping to get the next chapter of Blood and Lace up in that time period.

I hope ya have a good two days break!

I hope ya have a good two days break!

The weird part is I could almost swear I’ve heard that phrase before.

Wooooo!!!! 2 day party!!!!!! Welcome back!

Well, welcome back for the two days!

I hope you feel better ‘bout how the new one turns out! I know the feeling where you look back at work and think “Fucking hell, look at this shit,” but I’ve just taken the attitude that if I have to suffer it then whoever is silly enough to click on one of the bad stories can too.

I’d read the hell out of that. 

So would I (even though I’m ridiculously behind in my reading...)

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
[/Banjo outro]
Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.