JayDee

Bree and Aravis in The Horse and His Cock
The player character and the Adoring Fan from Ending the Fan (...shipping the Fan with *anyone* is a crime against good taste, by Azura...)
Chummy x Trixie from last part of Corrupt the Midwife
Alyx Vance and Kleiner from Kleiner Inside 'er as a one shot
Just off the top of my head!

Checking pairing tags on fanfiction.net and AO3, this one is actually one of the most popular pairings in the Western fandom (no idea how things stand in the Japanese fandom), so at least I’m not alone!
Do you remember anything specific?  I mean, in terms of the pairings thing, not in terms of your myriad offenses against good taste.

Yes. Yes I have. And it ain’t even my worst crime against good taste!
 

Yes. Yes I have. And it ain’t even my worst crime against good taste!
 

From what I’ve seen, some authors consider “shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t” to be the dictionary definition of fan fiction, so I wouldn’t worry.

The abridged version is funny.

I was literally watching Episode 8 of that not an hour ago.  ALL HAIL SUPREME NAJENDA!!!

One thing there is, is time!

Oooh, that sounds like something that would be right up my alley.  I agree with the others in that you may just need to give it time.  Also, if you think talking about it might help, I’d always be happy to discuss it either via PM or email.

Definitely positive ways to think!

It is as the prophesy foretold!
Light the beacons! No, I said beacon not bacon! I… oh for the gods sakes you’ve burned the bacon now. No, I’ll still eat it. While you’re off lighting them beacons.
 

Sounds like you need to aim to write only the middle of the story if both the start and the end of the story cause problems…

Seriously I think your muse will come back if you give it time. The story idea you describe sounds very promising, but same goes for parts of my backlog too. I have a couple of excellent story ideas that was hit by writers block before I could get a working chapter. When the stars align I am sure they will be done, but I am lot loosing sleep in the meantime about it since I am not paid to write them.

Sounds like Burnout. Take a break, relax recharge.
This site isn’t going anywhere.

Yeah, had to put her to sleep like my dog. Same health problem too. My sister was especially heartbroken because she was close to them.

What was the idea?

It is as the prophesy foretold!
Light the beacons! No, I said beacon not bacon! I… oh for the gods sakes you’ve burned the bacon now. No, I’ll still eat it. While you’re off lighting them beacons.
 

Dave! He so wanted to be eaten by his wife. That poor guy. If a big bac is no good, take her Little Mac. Dude’s boxing career is over anyway.

The good news: The wasps are dead. The front door is clean.
The bad news: The laundry is untouched. And Dave didn’t make it.
What am I going to tell his wife? She was planning to eat him tonight. I can’t just show up at her web with an apology and a Big Mac.

Get invited to parlay with the wasp queen only to find yourself trapped as a breeding partner Somehow escape possibly involving a fellow prisoner spider, called Dave. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame etc

It was more a shared death bed I think. Which is morbid all it own since they were all waiting for the grim reaper to come collect his grandparents.

I’m pretty sure you can get by on a technicality rather than suffer oblivion from Ammut. But in seriouness I’m pretty sure you’d be fine. Smut and writing aren’t damnable sins.
And while evil may be real. Most people aren’t.
No matter what pantheon or deity. They will accept your virtues. Avoid Isfet and you’ll be fine.
The 42 Ideals of Ma’at aren’t hard.

[After death]
Me: So, I understand there was no scorekeeper?
Anubis: *Pulls out my heart, puts it on a scale which drops so fast the feather on the other side is catapulted into space*
Me: Is… is that bad?

That’s okay, JayDee.
Completely normal to start stories just take your time pick one and affirm that you intend to finish it. Its not a race, there is no time limit. There is no score keeper.

Get invited to parlay with the wasp queen only to find yourself trapped as a breeding partner Somehow escape possibly involving a fellow prisoner spider, called Dave. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame etc