JayDee

fight the urge.  fuel is expensive
So many hate the fact that the perfection eludes them but they fail to consider the inverse nothing you write is <3 worthless. <3
 

You can do this, my Witch. I have faith in you!  

Honestly, if someone was applying for a position with me just to be able to tell unemployment they applied, with no intention of taking the job, I’d be seriously pissed off. 
My biggest issue is that this is taking a toll on you, and you don’t have time to care for yourself properly, never mind your family. So, come on, July 31!  

Chrome simply recognized that all mainstream entertainment is pretty much the same these days and gave up trying to keep track of the supposed differences. At this point I think a lot of straight-laced people would be delighted to revel in the sex lives of their favorite fictional characters. Expect a lot of new hits on your fanfics.

Somehow, the very notion of most of the archive being featured on IMDB absolutely terrifies me.  

Hopefully, It might mean the plague of remakes nobody wanted comes to an end.

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

I’ve mostly been trimming my own hair, bit by bit and occasionaly buzzing it all off, for over 15 years. In other words, I don’t care how awful it looks because it distracts from my face, my body, my personality, etc.

There has been a distinct advantage in my decision (prompted by an allergy to hair dye) to let my grey hair fly proudly.  

Tell me about it. I’m starting to look like Cousin It.

Tell me about it. I’m starting to look like Cousin It.

Tell me about it. I’m starting to look like Cousin It.

Thank you, Melrick and JayDee  I had a great day. 

Late happy Birthday!

Late happy Birthday!

Gads. I imagine not.

Thank you, JayDee  

Congrats!

Congrats!

Congrats!

Thank you, baby  I’m happy with it. 

Awesome, baby! Congratulations!  

Any character used to knock around with the Doom Patrol’s gonna be able to get freaky when the situation calls for it. They oughta bring back Danny the Street.

Well, squirrel girls both knows she's never going to and is ditzy enough to be totally caught off guard if she does. 
 
They do both, but aqua man is an easily bored conqueror king first and a politician second, while t'challa's generally solving a trade dispute by hunting the most dangerous game. 
 
With manhunter it's an "I'm every bit as strong as Superman and know EXACTLY what you just thought. What are you going to do?" thing. And probably easy to shape-shift into. 
 
You KNOW Tony added some kind of massage device and it went wrong.
 
This is actually Canon, but beast boy can turn into other humans (but isn't allowed to by writers) and even species like krytponians. Since several species are female only,  that would mean he can change genders. And if not he can borrow it from an animal. 

@Strange_idea Certainly.
@WillowDarkling Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice…
@JayDee All I know is, dog welding is not something you should try in your garage on the weekend, I’ll tell you that.