JayDee

Yeah, JayDee, you’re gonna have to enlighten us ignorami who don’t speak porn-Dutch.

> ‘Hotel Pijpslet’
Google didin’t give me any useful definition results, but of those few it did I can’t help but feel I’ve been added to a government watchlist…

“So the phone booked you for amsterdam?”
“That’s right.”
“And this deluxe package for ‘Hotel Pijpslet’?”
“Haha, butt dialing am I right?”

“So the phone booked you for amsterdam?”
“That’s right.”
“And this deluxe package for ‘Hotel Pijpslet’?”
“Haha, butt dialing am I right?”

“So the phone booked you for amsterdam?”
“That’s right.”
“And this deluxe package for ‘Hotel Pijpslet’?”
“Haha, butt dialing am I right?”

Your phone knows how stressed you are and wants you to legally get some herbal remedy.

Your phone is legendary, really!  
Having said that, I really did like Amsterdam when I was there all too briefly.

Really hoping you’re better soon big guy.

Just to fill you guys in. I tested positive for COVID-19. I am feeling a little better, so I hope to just slowly trend upwards during my next 10 days in quarantine but who can say… Thank you all for all the support. I’ll try to keep you guys in the loop as my symptoms get better and hopefully not worse…
Till next time,
-Mal

It sounds like whether you got Covid or some other bug it still feels like shit to go through so I hope ya getting better soon either way. 
 

It sounds like whether you got Covid or some other bug it still feels like shit to go through so I hope ya getting better soon either way. 
 

Thank you guys for all the support. Frankly, I’m very worried. I feel terrible, my whole body hurts all over and I keep getting the chills… Not sure when was the last time I felt this bad. I really appreciate the kind words, and the virtual hugs. I could use some more I’ll be sure to update you guys when I get the results in a few days. 

I hope yer ok. Get well soon!

The “...it’s alive moment...” when you finally have posted the full story.

I totally understand what you are coming from, knowing that you finally has tossed the dice so to say for a particular story is scary. I am so very much looking forward to reading the ending.

 
 
 

And google searches also have results based on past searches so naturally ‘bottom’ came up :p

And google searches also have results based on past searches so naturally ‘bottom’ came up :p

Because “George” and “Glass” appear consecutively in the headline.
 

Even still, it’s a refreshing change from the usual results of “Marsha Marsha Marsha!”

...not long now! Been a heck of a ride.

No, no, Cuties was on my Netflix watch list. My FBI watch list is Catch Me If You Can, Silence of the Lambs, and Point Break.

I really, REALLY want your phone, George.   

YAS! I like your idea better. 2020 has been a nightmare from beginning to end...it’s gotten to the point where folks ask me “how’s life going?” and the only response I can think of is “it’s sharting blackbirds.”
But then people who’ve never acquainted themselves with Hieronymus Bosch’s work are totally lost and wonder if I’ve got a screw loose. It’s an accurate mental image, though.

I’m ready for 2021. Tomorrow would be nice.

Let's celebrate: Espresso for everyone!

Never mind the equation, it needs to enter the asshole!