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pittwitch

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  1. Cinderella at the ball: Rookie takes first Daytona win in his first start. Classic storybook stuff.

    1. Melrick

      Melrick

      I must have missed that Disney movie.

    2. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Does it have a dance number?

    3. pittwitch
  2. Should probably not find Two and Half Men this amusing ...

    1. Asexual Biped

      Asexual Biped

      Why not? That show's amusing. :)

    2. marley_station

      marley_station

      There's got to be some reason Charlie Sheen gets to keep his job.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL -- I meant more my reaction! I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. :D

  3. GOT - I'm glad I haven't read the books yet. Everything is a reveal to me!

    1. Daye

      Daye

      The show's well past the books now. So it wouldn't matter.

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And diverged at a few points as well. But still...as far as the season finale? Holy Mother of Dragons, and all the Starks that be...

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      The finale blew me out of the water - never suspected that! Folks tell me it was a fan theory but I hadn't heard it

  4. Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it.  I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      You can do this, my Witch. I have faith in you! :wub: 

    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      fight the urge.  fuel is expensive

      So many hate the fact that the perfection eludes them but they fail to consider the inverse nothing you write is <3 worthless. <3:cheerfulcat:

       

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      I’m with BW! You got this!

  5. concussion boy home from school again. Fluorescent lights make the headache worse. If they'd only let him wear sunglasses in class, he could cope. UGH. Stupid concussion. Stupid school.

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Sorry to hear it, and I hope he's well soon. Did the referees get their fair share of pain yet too?

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::huggles PW and Concussion Boy::

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Can I help by stabbing someone? Anyone?

  6. Cookies everywhere! Aaaaaccckkk! Why do I do this stuff?

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Cause you are crazy?

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Insane - certifiable.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I could take some of those off your hands, since I've given up all hope of fitting into any of my holiday frocks... :D

  7. what to make for dinner when her oven won't light. :(

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Depends on the meat. You can always braise it on the stove!

    2. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      Will your stovetop work? Chili, Soup, Stew?

    3. marley_station
  8. Red is the rose that in yonder garden grows ...

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ...Fair is the lily of the valley...

    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      ... and the snow has melted so you can plant? Don't we wish!

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Black is the rose that assassins leave on your doorstep...

  9. kicks herself for losing all of her insomnia inspired work. :(

    1. ApolloImperium
    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Dumb, dumb, dumb. I'm so mad at myself. I was actually ahead for the day too. :( Oh well, back to the grindstone.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      In the words of philsopher and retired astronaut Homer Simpson, "D'oh"

  10. contemplating how to complete the 30-Day plank challenge after dropping a mason jar full of sauce on my foot. Clumsy Witchy!

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      D'oh! Hope it doesn't hurt too much at least.

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Ouch, love! My new mantra is "Move slowly... the chores will still be waiting."

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      It only hurts when I stand on it, lol!

  11. just loaded the last work file for the day, and the sun is still out! SUCCESS!

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      In that case I hope you're out enjoying the light of day ... instead of at the computer reading this reply. ;)

    2. pittwitch
    3. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Ooh, sorry. :(

      But if it helps pass the time, I left a long-winded reply to your review on my flashfic. :) (Yeah, a reply thread for a flashfic may be a bit much.) http://www2.adultfanfiction.net/forum/index.php/topic/17574-a-slick-tradition-phineas-and-ferb-flashfic/

  12. Dangerously cranky

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::places whiskey and chocolate within reach and backs away::

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Casts glare around the room, steals whiskey and chocolate and scarfs it ALL! Mwahahahaha!

    3. Anesor

      Anesor

      Fluff a pillow, then have milk and cookie...

  13. No, you cannot take 10 Oxy and 2 Opana a day and expect your Dr. not to call you out on that usage. :bash:

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Wow!! Might as well grow some poppy out back and be done with it, yeah?

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I thought I was going to get to use the taser again! :) These people are NUTS.

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Yeah, they are if they think that much opiate use is something that a doctor will condone. I understand about pain, but *damn*!

  14. All is not right in my world, but DrSisterWitch is home to lead the charge on mom's cancer once more. What a rough week this has been. It is Friday, right?

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Sadly no. However! I hand you a large tumbler of brandy and a vat of the chocolate of your choice. Along with a 100% authentic Cheesecake Factory cheesecake. Seriously, hun, I'm sorry to hear things aren't well :(

    2. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      i have chocolate booze i'm willing to send your way. Will keep you in my thoughts, PW

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I wish there was more I could offer than a very large cyberhug and all the support I can offer...

  15. Got my new costume assignment - not due until MAY! I'm in shock. :P

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL! I can't believe they were that organized! These must be very amazing and detailed costumes... :D

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Harem girls - couldn't find anything that was "baby" or hooker. We're (I) am modifying a catalog costume so they can flip in it. :D I may have prodded a little for an early decision.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL! I don't blame you. Last minute glue gun accidents can be gruesome. ;)

  16. 3 phone calls to tech support, cut off twice, not a soul was a native speaker, and 19 minutes into the third call, the genius FINALLY decides to look to see if there is an outage in my area. Yep. Sure enough. 'I do not think it is your modem.' No kidding. :(

    1. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      I like when they have me go through what I've already done BEFORE calling them. It's gotten to the point if either of us calls for support, they actually bypass that part :)

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      When will companies learn to stop outsourcing call centres to New Jersey?

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      :rofl: Snooki needs work, too... :P
  17. Not a bad interview. Cautiously optimistic.

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Fingers still crossed then, glad it werent bad

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'm crossing it all for you, dear PW!

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      The first one - well, let's just say I wasn't impressed with the 13 year old who interviewed me, lol. This one seemed to have their shit together anyway. :D

  18. had to hit the floor running ... what happened to my vacation?

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Murphy... blame him! *hugs*

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Big hugs, Witch!

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Find out the cause of your business partner's condition and kick it. Hard.

  19. Ye gods of all above and below, what was I thinking? I need minions!

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      I've always preferred stooges.

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Stogies? They might help too.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Send a stooge to fetch a stogie.

  20. phone ringing off the hook today - Yay for job leads!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::crosses everything::

    2. Anesor

      Anesor

      Yay! Much success. (and the best revenge of living well)

    3. LockedBox

      LockedBox

      Go forth and get payed, dear pittwitch!

  21. back to the sewing machine. Sew, witchy, sew!

    1. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      hahaha, I'll trade ya a sew for packing little plastic boxes...

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      AT this point, DG - I'll trade for little boxes just to look at something different. :D

  22. Private dance performances to cheer me up. :D

  23. after complaining about all the minors, had her faith reaffirmed in some: Nephew passed his Eagle Scout Board Review. So proud.

    1. Shadowknight12
    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      AWESOME! Congrats to your nephew!

  24. Why don't readers pay attention to the summary?

    1. marley_station

      marley_station

      We suffer from summary ADD.

    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      They would then realize how pointless their flames are.

  25. #1Son still home sick. Watching Scooby Doo. I overhear from my office, "That's ludicrous and ungrammatical!" I lost it, laughing out loud. "Ludicrous and ungrammatical applies to so much of what I've read in my clean up adventures!

    1. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      I can only wish to have a son like that one day! :D

    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      And when Scooby heard him say that he responded, "Ruh roh..."?

      Was it the classic version or even Mystery Inc.? The live-action movies would only make the poor kid even sicker.

      Now, if you could just get a ghost or monster who scares writers into cleaning up their own stories... :)

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