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  1. This witch is MELTING.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Forecast for my area says it may get up to 27c/80f on one day next week. We’re not used to this kind of thing. We live in high, cold places for ONE reason! (Alright, two including avoiding hordes of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches.)

      I hope ya able to get cooled down in your places tho’ all.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      It’s 36C/98F here right now. Dragons, I tell you. Dragons.

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Why are you dancing in the rain?:Banana:

      115 F/ 46.1 C Here in good ol AZ

  2. Die, plunnie! Die!

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I'll try to write this one, but he keeps trying to force me to skip to the end!

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *feeds plunnie scraps of food quickly before running off*

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Dammit all, Rogue! :P

  3. Let one more person yell at me today and they will KNOW why I am called witch.  :(

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Work folk.  The kind who think the louder they yell the more right they are .. :P

       

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Oh good, I got family like that. I’ve perfected the stew inside and vent later response. 

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I tried SO hard to get fired today.  Dammit.  I failed.

  4. is mad because she has to run in safemode while eliminating the XP Antivirus her son so casually added to the system along with some of his Black OPS gamer stuff. Pffffftttt, teenagers! Bah!

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    2. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      hehe, I make my boys run linux on their OWN computer

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I am considering investing in a dedicated gaming computer to keep him from killing mine, or anyone else's!

    4. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      That is so wise. I make the kids use their own computer, it saves a lot of strife.

  5. ponders an odd option for her new career. Hmmmmm...

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL! I've been approached to teach adult ed Spanish ... no whips, yet.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      "Vagina is pronounced 'vah-hee-nah' students."

      Just be careful with the pictures! >P

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Oddly enough, I was going to suggest English and writing tutoring for school kids (or whomever). That's actually not such a bad start, especially since you'll have students who are motivated to learn.

      I hope it turns into something viable and helpful.

  6. had forgotten how poignant military funerals are ... my granddad, a bronze star veteran, was greeted at the cemetery by a full honor guard. It was even more touching when the lead officer stepped forward to inform the family that he had known my granddad from the railroad so long ago. There is some so very moving and touching at the sound of taps being played while the flag is so ceremoniously and reverently folded ...

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    2. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      So very true *snuggles*

    3. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      He absolutely deserved the honors, being a terrific man. I hope the honors help make for even better thoughts and memories.

    4. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      My sincerest condolences.

  7. Heroin is a choice; a very bad choice. Eighteen years old with a life to look forward to - gone in an instant.

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      oh jeez, this is awful

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Kid from TeenBoy's class -- a mess. It's a mess.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      My heart is just aching...

  8. Dream induced panic attacks SUCK.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Utterly agree... even worse when you wake up certain that the zombies are really inside your house... *blush*

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *hugs and passes a hot cuppa*

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Hope yer feeling calmer now.

  9. steroids should be handed out with warning labels to plaster on my forehead: Stand Back! Will Attack Without Warning!

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    2. DemonsAngel

      DemonsAngel

      They should make those labels anyways o.o I know several that could use them.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL - I'm fighting with my temper, valiantly. I only told some azzhat today that I just flat out didn't care that she couldn't get a free ride from the state for her doctor's appointment. (Was being discharged anyway.) Doc laughed at me.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Hey, if the boss laughs at you, then it's all good, right? :D *offers careful huggles* but feel better, dear, and I'll bring more (virtual) whiskey.

  10. actually has to leave the house to work today. :( Once a month I do this, and Ma Nature picks today to dump snow all over me. Yippee! At least I didn't wake up stressed today, lol.

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    2. BoredStraight

      BoredStraight

      I would kill to work at home, I would just stay in my PJ's all day....

    3. Asexual Biped

      Asexual Biped

      I wish you luck PW!

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      we got snow today too, and it's even sticking!!

  11. If all goes well, I shall have a large chunk of time on Monday to spend *gasp* writing. :D

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      YAAAAAY. It's a fun activity for all the family.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Woot! Free time rules!

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Exceeleeehnt.... (*tents fingers*)

  12. read the "profiles" of some of our Hall of Shame members -- HILARIOUS!

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    2. djackgirl

      djackgirl

      It is actually and a damn shame they do it. I'm glad that there is a hall of shame on here, the Tara one was the only one I knew of before reading them all.

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      *grins* There are still some good ones that need to get used!

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I'm sure we'll have ample opportunity after the Minor Miner went digging in the dark the other day ...

  13. stress must be relenting. Aine has been whispering in my ear again! :D

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    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Good. I've been missing her (and others). ;)

    3. ApolloImperium
    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Some people might like my voices, lol, JayDee! I've missed Connor. Hopefully, I get to where I can put my fingers on the keys and transcribe what Aine is whispering. ;)

  14. Boots in the house! Lights burned out on tree, :(

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    2. WillowDarkling
    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Tree lit. Santa came early to accommodate the owner of the boots who has to report to his next duty WAY too soon.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      But at least he was home to celebrate. :hugs:

  15. preparing to freeze another day away at a Christmas Festival. I want to move Christmas to July

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL -- yesterday we had snow! At least, we weren't in one of the tents, I guess.

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Snow? Thank goodness I haven't gotten any yet... Hate snow!

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      We had some flurries Friday and Saturday, but it didn't stick.

  16. RIP Ms_Figg. Your stories will continue to delight everyone who comes across the site.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      She was a delightful person ... I'm still in shock. I know she was in the hospital recently but I never expected this. :(

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      nor did I. Last I spoke with her, she was recovering nicely.

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I know! Shocked. Just shocked. Last I talked to her, she was home as well. Going to WalMart, of all the hellish places on earth ... lol

  17. gutted and spent.  How can companies treat employees so badly?

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      jeebus.  I’d be happy if we could find three more like our new trainee.  We attract lazy, lazy people

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I’m exhausted, mentally and physically.  I don’t know how much longer I can keep up this pace.  

       

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      I hear that.  I’m chugging the coffee as fast as I can make, just to get motivated to do ordinary day to day crap.

  18. How can I lose 6 yards of 3" wide velcro in a 10' x 10' workspace? Where in the world did it go?

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      :D :D I blamed the gremlins too. Wizards would probably not understand what it was!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      But think of the interesting uses they could find for it...

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I'm thinking of a certain glitter loving wizard, honestly…. he'd love to figure out what he could do with velcro :D

  19. have to go to the, *gasp* Mall for one last present. Then baking gingerbread with the kids, then basketball, then a festive HOS roasting here. The holiday season -- gotta love it!

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Religious freedom! Religious freedom! I'm allowed to bake whatever I want!

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Hansel and Gretel?? Where??

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Will mine fit as well?

  20. Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      :hug:  Sorry to hear that, Pittwitch. But I wish you the best of luck, and my thoughts are with you. :wub:

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      Everything will work out, you’ll see. :hug:

    4. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      You didn’t fail those treatment options – they failed you

      Hope the chemo goes well.

  21. prepares for Day Two at the scoring table. Must stay calm. Must stay calm. Must stay calm. Hopefully, the four old crows who were so annoying yesterday will find somewhere FAR away from me to sit and yap about everything.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      They behaved themselves today! Can't say the same for the coaches, but, they aren't really my problem. :D

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Ah well, I'll save the broken glass for next time!

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Hang on to the JD, though! ;)

  22. prepared to celebrate twenty-one years of wedded bliss. hahahahahahahaha.

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    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Congratulations! And he'd better show up on time this time OR ELSE!

    3. DemonGoddess
    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I think we've been married this long because we spend so much time APART! I'll be back to cleaning when the kids are back in school and there's no danger of them spying over my shoulder. :)

  23. Why in the hell does everyone think what I do is so damn easy? Two freakin' hours editing someone's work and I'm nowhere near done. This is not going to work. Head desk, repeat.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      These ones I can actually reach, eyeballs a wooden spoon. :P Small light at the far end of the tunnel, former employee of mine is coming back as of June! So, I might yet get a vacation, lololol. Ouch. I think I hurt myself laughing again.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Woot! Congratulations! At least keep the hope alive! :D

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      I need to get you a desk pillow. :) Anyway, I'm glad there's light and it's not a train.

  24. What part of WITCH do they not understand?

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      The ITCH? *scratches*

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Probably the Wit part.... :D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Too funny, y'all. Thanks for the grins!

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