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pittwitch

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  1. Thank you so much to the readers who took time from their busy lives to feed this author's soul. Truly, that's how reviews feel to me! I originally wrote this after another writer slammed a challenge at me via email -- through a call for submissions for a Steampunk Anthology. There was a pretty picture which captured my imagination. The story wasn't accepted but I didn't think it was recycle bin worthy, so I shared. I am pretty sure that I missed the steampunk requirement by a mile and a half. Steampunk background here: http://www.steampunk.com/what-is-steampunk/ Think Wild Wild West with Will Smith. Lisa - I did read Toy Store after your review and chuckled. Great minds come up with some twisted machines! The idea of the milking machine has been lurking in the plunny hutch for eons, mainly in the form of a post-apocalyptic alien society story wherein the men have basically been bred into impotence so the women kidnap a few prime examples of another race, hold them in a production facility and mechanically harvest the semen. No clue what spawned that idea, but it will not leave me alone. Thank you for wanting to see more of Finn and Jeremiah. I hadn't thought of them past the one-shot status. Who knows? Maybe after I clean up a SPN fanfiction I've got in the works, I can see where this one goes. KatC - Well, now that you've tossed some very entertaining ideas at me, I may have to reopen my notebook with this sordid little tale. Thank you for your kind words and inspiration. It means a lot. That you both want to read more, learn more about these characters is just about the highest praise I could ever ask for as a writer. THANK you!
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  3. Red is the Rose, streaming live from Dublin OH!
  4. http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/49411-dracoharry/#entry328488
  5. You kids all be careful or you'll fall off the dock! Guess who actually fell off the dock?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::pets and offers warm towel, hot fetch boi and whiskey::

  6. Shez changed names since then, to LibertyElyot. Neither profile remains as she is now a very well-known published author in the UK. Google LibertyElyot to find some of the other sites where she posts/ed.
  7. pittwitch

    MxM bdsm

    I recommend the anthology 50 Gays of Shade and the authors therein. All short BDSM stories, M/M. http://www.amazon.com/50-Gays-of-Shade-ebook/dp/B00BFFPK86
  8. I surrendered any attempts at beta-reading because the majority of those who sought help did not actually want help. They wanted someone to correct all of their mistakes, pat them on the head, and send them on their way. I can only explain the same rule so many times before I explode. I do expect adults, and children alike, to learn from their mistakes. This is probably a major reason why I left teaching -- no patience! Teaching is rapidly becoming a lost art. Society and the bureaucracy have relegated our educational system to glorified babysitting services. "Don't discourage the poor dears!" "Just love them more!" "We have to pass 'the test'." Sadly, even when the teachers attempt to teach, time and subject matter constraints limit them mercilessly. When it came down to the PSSA writing tests for my kids, guess who taught them to peruse a few short paragraphs and answer an essay question? My kids still have me proofread their writing. Surprisingly, I find I only have to explain things to them once or twice. I find it very discouraging when students are merely encouraged to memorize and repeat rather than absorb, formulate and apply. The greatest gift we can give our children is the desire to learn, thereby improve, at every opportunity. This gift requires more time and attention than the majority, that I have been exposed to, of parents care to invest. I'm not saying this is your failure. I'm just commenting in general. Not all parents are capable of teaching their own kids, and as such, should be able to trust the educational system to help them. Epic fail, in most cases. -- fragment intended for emphasis. I cannot comprehend how so many writers, fanfiction or not, can publish stuff that is so riddled with spelling, punctuation, capitalization and content errors and be praised for such stuff. Typos and blatant blah in published works -- actually paperbacks, etc., set my blood to boiling. No one is perfect. One or two mistakes, I can overlook. Folks eating grandma? No, I cannot bear the cannibalism.
  9. Popularity is a fickle thing.
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  11. It appears to me that the author removed the story, not AFF's staff.
  12. Anesor: If all pans out, Ellana will not be heralded throughout history for her great acts of charity or kindness. A great Queen is not her destiny. Rowdygirl: I cannot even express how much your praise meant to me today. Most of the time, I think this is just one giant brilliant disaster! Thank you so much for brightening my day!
  13. Pen name: Pittwitch Story: Where Faeries Live Still http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842&chapter=25 Flashfic Prompt: Indigo Rating: Adult ++ fandom: Original Pairings: various, all original characters Warnings: this prompt - no sex, AFFO, dysfunctional mother/daughter bonding
  14. You can manually add the word, Complete, to your story summary by using your control panel - edit story details. The scroll down menu for story codes isn't available once a story is posted.
  15. No, once removed from the database, story data cannot be restored.
  16. You're welcome. That would be the date you provided. The story is gone.
  17. You registered on 2008-9-21 The birth date you provided: 1991-01-01 2008-1991 = 17. Story listing: 600092264 It hurts like hell Movies Posted : 2008-09-21
  18. I found you. Please note that your registration date has been amended to reflect when you came of age.
  19. By your own admission, you joined the site underage. All underage content is summarily removed for the protection of the site, the owners, the staff, our writers and our readers.
  20. We need your pen name, the name of the story, and the archive to ascertain exactly why.
  21. Most serious writers will welcome reviews of all types. I'd give my eyeteeth for a concrit review but don't beg or whore out for reviews. It is a part of the writing process to find your own voice, a voice that is completely independent from the reviews.
  22. House of the Rising Sun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwAw9ThDQmk
  23. Verizon sucks balls, and not in the good way

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Yes, they do. I have stories I could tell...

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      No arguments here...

  24. http://harrypotterfanon.wikia.com/wiki/The_Marriage_Stone
  25. My OB very pointedly asked me NOT to discuss my labor/delivery experience with the uninitiated. He was afraid I'd scare the women in the waiting room. I did not realize I was pregnant with #1 until I was nearly four months - the joys of irregularity and other issues masking it. I knew instantly with #2 - to the day. No one believed me but as I was working retail at Christmas at the time, there was only one window of opportunity that month, lol. I was not a screamer. The woman in the room across the hall was. I'm not sure what they gave her to shut her up but I was infinitely grateful for it. I did have the OB by the tie whispering very real threats at one point. Mel - go hug your mama.
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