DarkInuLord

In a house full of people, she wore a skirt and we had a blanket over us. There was also guests coming in through the front door, constantly. >_> It was practically rape, she got me drunk. =_____= And this is what I tell people, since she was a slut.

I liked passing out crackers during snack time in kindergarten. >>

I really don't think she's taking advantage of me, in any way. It's not because she just wants someone to date, a bunch of guys have asked her out since we started dating, ones with more money, and stuff. Hell, she even says she wants to buy me stuff all the time, since I'm definitely hurting for cash, and she's got nothing to spend all of her's on. >> And I'm paranoid about the 'taking a break' thing. Three of my friends have been dumped in the last week, two girls and a guy, horribly paranoid right now.

Actually, this is something I wrote a few months ago, and she helped me with. >>

Oh dear god...... Well, I was going to continue my other story, after I finished this oneshot, but re-reading what I already had, I literally facepalmed... Here's a paragraph from it. Remind you of anything? Though, Rin has more common sense than a certain girlfriend I know. Unfortunately, my girlfriend helped me write a part of this story, so she's read it... Ack.

Well I expect to see 'Space Balls' the next time I visit.

Ahaha, Pirates.... I remember seeing that at Hollywood Video, and I kept wondering why they had a porn there, I don't think they knew it was porn. >>

xD Thanks to those who said the pictures were nice. >> It's a crappy digital camera with poor focus, and I hate it. Anyways, it stopped snowing soon after I took those pictures (Yay) I can't stand when we get over a foot of snow, it sucks.

And I wish I could have used my good camera, but I don't have film, and I'd have to go get the pictures developed first.

I had a nightmare last night. In that nightmare, my mother was having sex with every guy she cheated on my dad with. Luckily the dream-me closed his eyes so I didn't have to see, but just hearing it was bad enough. Don't do this to your children, I'm begging you. ._. I long for the days where I can just tell myself "They're wrestling" or "She's just violently ill, and screaming at God." BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW. D: Okay, I seriously need to go bang my head against the sidewalk.

I've been here since around '05, never joined the forum though because I was underage and shouldn't have been on the site in the first place. >> Ah, and yes, this is the only fanfiction site I visit anymore. The rest are full of little kids who try to very poorly write adult stories. Boring. And uh, you're welcome?

Anything above a C, it's not really 'too big' but that's when they start causing back problems, and then there's drama, and then I have to shell out cash for reduction surgery. XD Wow, that sounds mean....

Going off of the competition thing. In elementary school, though it's not hard, I had straight A+ grades in all classes (Minus P.E.). This was because in each year, I had another person to compete with, both of us would get perfect grades, but race to see who could finish a test first. In sixth grade I sort of lost that, there was no need to compete, the classes were all centered around 'finding a partner' to do work with, and I hated that. Even so, for the first quarter of sixth grade I was doing great, after that I just got bored. I need competition in everything, that's why I play online games and find single player games boring, it's why I played Snake freaking four hundred times to try to beat the high score, and it's why I 'quit' school.

That's like, a huge blow to my nerdyness. >3> Even my girlfriend knows some HTML coding, and I don't know shit. Wish I could help though.

I countered the crap they were trying to shove down my throat by rebelling. In fact, English classes were the classes I had the lowest grade in. I think I had a 0.02% in my last English class. I also took to reading online stories, and fanfiction as opposed to books. My grammar and spelling also 'matured' more quickly than the other kids my age, because of the material I was reading... Though, it didn't help my grades when I got caught writing one of my stories during class. Words like "Sensual" will get you suspended, in my town. >>

(Boys advocate Joe Manthey reminds us that "when girls were behind in math and science, we said there's something wrong with the schools. But now, when boys don't do well in school, we say there's something wrong with the boy.") That is exactly how I feel. Just getting out of school, myself, I can relate with the entire article. (Guess what! I dropped out!) I think through my entire life, I only had about....Six male teachers. Four of which were my first year of highschool. Well... I guess seven, if you count P.E. teachers. The thing I complain about the most to people I talk to, and the thing I'm most often called sexist for, is my views on the media. I'm TIRED of the movies being made, and I know who will survive at the end of a movie. There is always a strong female role, and she will always, ALWAYS survive, yet every man besides possibly one that she saves will be killed off. Appealing more to women then men, obviously, television shows like Desperate Housewives (Never really watched the show, myself.) show women taking charge, and men as pigs. More and more commercials are directed specifically at women, in the last ten years. I've yet to see a commercial for a college that is directed to men. Examples: There's this commercial for an art school currently airing here, it shows a woman designing women's clothing, showing a business run entirely by women (Not a man in sight.) that seems to be very successful. There's one for a law school, showing a bunch of female lawyers, even the judge is female, but the defendant is a man, and the, the 'plaintiff' or whatever being a female. (Yes, I notice these things.) Cooking school (I'm actually very interested in cooking.) showing a male teacher, but a dominantly female classroom. Not related to schooling, or anything... This is a personal problem that I have with the fact that everything in the media is directed at women, or against men..... Car commercials: They'll show mainly women driving fancy new cars, not your average soccer moms, mind you, but model style women in fancy clothes, and lots of jewelery. Often, they'll show a man by the side of the road with car problems, and she'll just smile as she drives passed him. STD commercials: Possibly the worst thing to hear while you're eating, some of you may have seen these commercials. They start like this, there's a man and a woman holding hands or kissing, then the man will look at the camera and say "I... Have genital herpes." And the woman will go "And I don't."..... This bothers me... A lot, but I don't think I need to say why. Magazines: This is probably one of the worst forms of media for teenage girls to get their hands on. Walking through the Safeway checkout stands, you'll see magazines with covers that say things like "40 Ways to dump that loser!" or "Is he cheating on you? Ten easy ways to tell!". This is entirely negative against men, how often do you see a manly magazine (Never) with something on the cover saying "Is she cheating on you?"? Hell, even the newspapers. They always have a man on the cover for something like rape, or murder. But I've checked the prison website for my city, and checked the people who were in jail, at LEAST 50% of the women are in for things like rape, child molestation, even some for child/spousal abuse. Yes, women abuse their husbands. I think I'll end my rant here....... But now you know my views, and why my TV has been turned off for over a month.

But think of it like this. You attack someone, miss, they hit you for 30 damage. You're down to 100 HP, but they had a max HP of 99... You didn't do any damage, but you would still win? >_>

Ahaha, I have a girlfriend whom I love more than anything in the world. xD

So I have this person who talks to me on MSN, I've blocked like five of her accounts already.. Anyways... She keeps offering to fly me to Sweden, and hell, normally I'd take the trip, but I know what she wants as payment. =_= How do you get rid of freaky internet predators?

This was more like a rant, but meh. Not a lot of people actually check the "Looking for story." sections, and I guess people think it'll be seen better if it's right in the middle of your story section. Though, that's pointless since 1: No one is going to click it if they don't care, just like they're not going to click the "Looking for a story" section, and 2:... No, there's only one reason.

Mine's from a hentai picture, has my newer screen name on it, and Amplexor is Latin for "To Embrace" and a few other things, so it fits the picture.

The amount of damage done, obviously.

Well Chib's awesome. >> But yes.. I have 3 nieces and 2 nephews... I hate them all. ._. Younger relatives suck. But Chib is my girlfriend's age, so it's all good. xD