DarkInuLord

I may read them to an extent.... Yes, if they were well written I might read them to an extent. But I still wouldn't read a lemon/lime with them as the pairing... I read a well written Inuyasha/Kagome/Sesshomaru once.... I actually felt dirty while reading it, it was that wrong.... And this will sound bad, but I think that 99.9% of the readers for the Kag/Sess section, are women who are fangirling over Sesshomaru. On another note, I didn't know this thread had been so active. xD I thought it just got buried under all the Harry Pothead spam.

I remember this story, it was something to do with an Egyptian temple, where Inuyasha is the temple's "God", and Kagome was the priestess. Try Mediaminer for the NC-17 version, it's been a few years since I read it so I'm not sure if it'll be there.

Maybe you should test that for yourself. xD What I meant by twitching, is it jumped to the next person up the list, when you hover on Attack, or it twitches between two people.

Haha, it always ends up sounding dirty, and no one knows what you mean, eventually. xD

It doesn't seem too compatible with the ibProbattle. It twitches when you hover over the 'attack' button.

My lover is also two years younger than me... Maybe I should point that out.... >.>; Though, you're only a year older than I.

It'll definitely take some getting used to, but it's prettyful, I like it.

I realized today, that keeping up an analogy or metaphor, for a long time, starts to just confuse EVERYONE. xD Here's the longest I've done this... I was trying to cheer up my friend, over her breakup from weeks ago.... [01:36] <Jewlz> wish i din still like mister cucumber. [01:36] <Jewlz> so like, a week after we broke up he was hell pissed off at something and wouldnt tell me [01:37] <Jewlz> and he told me yesterday, and it was cause he got a girlfriend and then his girlfriend ended up going out with his best friend :/ [01:37] <Amplexor> That's 'cause he fails. [01:37] <Amplexor> Ohlol. [01:37] <Amplexor> Wait wait. [01:37] <Amplexor> Waiiiiit. [01:37] <Jewlz> k [01:37] <Amplexor> Okay, so a week after... [01:37] * Jewlz waits [01:37] <Amplexor> He had another girlfriend. [01:37] <Amplexor> Who dumped him. [01:37] <Jewlz> yeah [01:37] <Amplexor> For his friend? [01:37] <Jewlz> yeah [01:37] <Amplexor> He has issues. =_= [01:38] <Jewlz> i just wish i meant moar to him ;-; [01:38] <Amplexor> D: [01:38] <Amplexor> You'll find someone better. [01:38] <Amplexor> There's plenty of vegetables in the field. [01:38] <Jewlz> but i just want himmmm` [01:38] <Jewlz> ~* [01:39] <Jewlz> pickles is my favorite? ): [01:39] <Amplexor> Try some squash? [01:39] <Amplexor> Or a tomato? [01:39] <Amplexor> Dare I say... Carrots? [01:39] * Amplexor snickers. [01:40] <Plasterduck> << [01:40] <Jewlz> i cant just try it ): [01:40] <Jewlz> hey, a tomato is a fruit, anywai~ [01:40] <Amplexor> Well then find an eggplant that you really love. [01:40] <Amplexor> And then date it. [01:40] <Jewlz> eggplant is a fruit too [01:40] <Amplexor> ....... [01:40] <Amplexor> You know what? I tried. [01:40] * Jewlz bites [01:40] <Amplexor> Ruining my analogy. [01:40] <Amplexor> ;_; [01:40] * Amplexor is bitten. [01:40] <Jewlz> dunon what analogy means :3 [01:41] <Amplexor> It's like.. Comparing things? [01:41] <Amplexor> o_O [01:41] <Amplexor> Or maybe that was a metaphor. [01:41] <Amplexor> xD [01:41] <Jewlz> but well, i would try another vegetable in the field, but they dont want me to try them ): [01:41] <Jewlz> well, metaphors n similes n such compare too? [01:42] <Amplexor> Yar. [01:42] <Amplexor> Just wait for the right vegetable. [01:42] <Amplexor> One of them will glady let you gnaw on them. [01:43] <Jewlz> how do i know that? i might just turn into a lonely carnivore with nothing ): [01:44] <Amplexor> D: [01:44] <Amplexor> Then open up a grocery store. [01:44] <Amplexor> And sell those damned frigid vegetables. [01:44] <Jewlz> are you telling me to become a prostitute? [01:44] <Amplexor> ... [01:45] <Amplexor> No, I meant to ditch the losers. o_o [01:45] <Jewlz> righto xD [01:45] <Amplexor> Keeping up a metaphor/analogy for this long, is really confusing. [01:45] <Jewlz> yeah, rly [01:46] <Jewlz> but anywai, i feel like a fruit that's gone rotten and moudly and no one wants me ): [01:46] <Amplexor> But once you get passed that thin layer of mould, there's still a delicious sweet fruit inside of it. D: [01:46] <Jewlz> lawl xD [01:47] <Jewlz> still sounds pretty horrible tbh :3 [01:48] <Amplexor> Tch. [01:48] <Amplexor> All they have to do is pat it down, maybe run some water over it, then they can .... [01:48] <Amplexor> Dear god... [01:48] <Amplexor> XD [01:48] <Amplexor> That just started to sound really dirty.... [01:48] <Jewlz> >>! That was only like ten minutes, and we were already getting confused.

Here's the only picture I have that wasn't taken with a webcam. (She takes most of her pictures with the webcam, since it's faster.) >///> God, she's gorgeous.

Well I s'pose it varies. If there was something really bad, that was covered up,and people just figure out about it, I guess it's okay to 'judge' them a little, by it. Like some things my dad did, that the family buried before I was born. But if it's small things, I don't think people should be judged too long after it happens. =/

No, it's more that the media portrays 'beautiful' as anorexic. You have to be 6foot tall and 90 lbs nowadays, to be considered hot. Here is her:

Seriously, girls? Why is it so hard? My girlfriend is gorgeous, stunning even... She's calling herself fat, and she's not... She's 135, a healthy weight, not FAT. Just because you can't see her pelvic bone sticking out three inches passed her stomach, doesn't mean she's fat... It's just... Gah... It's so hard to convince her, that she's beautiful, and she needs to stop putting herself down. And now she's gone and made a Yahoo question thing about her weight... And some jack ass guys are making it worse... Halp?

I just killed someone 10 levels higher than me, and it gave me a message. "Sorry the level difference is greater than 10, no money gained or lost!!!!"

I just had to make this thread. Quote something from your lover, that just makes you go "Awwww, that's so cute!" Real Folk Blues says: maybe I think I look weird because of the fact I'm sending pictures to you Real Folk Blues says: *wants to look perfect for you* >////> ~.:.~She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful..~.:.~ says: You are. Swinging//Real Folk Blues says: >//w//< I went "Awww!" outloud, it was so cute. She had done her hair up, and I've never seen it up, so she took some pictures and sent them to me. x3 It was cute, she had a flower in her hair!

But... It was just a rant that I wrote some time after midnight.... But whatever you see fit. xD

This is also true about 'minorities'. Most places try to have at least one 'minority' working for them at any given time, some places just go overboard, like the Burger King in my town. I'm being COMPLETELY serious about this. They have hired, only, female Mexicans... Isn't that a bit much? This country is so preoccupied with what's politically correct, that businesses are just afraid. Lawsuits can be brought up by basically ANY non white male. Basically any person who thinks they're being oppressed because of their skin color, or gender, can use that to their advantage to get hired, even if they're half as qualified as the next person. And.... I just woke up, my brain isn't functioning. >> So I'm done.

Yes, the idea that PETA portrays to the media, and to the people they advertise to, is a nice idea. But the real PETA, is horrible. Putting animals BEFORE humans is a dumb idea in general. Advertising to children, that their parents are killing baby animals, and hell.... I forgot about the first video, in my rant about PETA, and I sent my girlfriend a wordpad version of that section of my ranting, she said it was horrible and she wanted to be a vegetarian. They're getting the exact reaction they want, from those videos. But the thing is, they use fake blood, and most of what they show is staged. They do it just to get people to join them, it's fucking horrible. What they're doing is worse than any "Animal cruelty". Okay, this is one last thing on the PETA subject. I am against animal cruelty, but what they're trying to stop is a needed process. Think about it, when you're hunting or fishing for food, you need to kill the animal before you can eat it. They do that in factories, and they try to make it as quick as possible, to make them suffer as little as they can. The KFC thing, they blunt the beaks so that the chickens don't PECK EACH OTHER TO DEATH. And hell, they're vegetarians, they kill living things every single day.

I'm going to start by saying that I've been called many things for my views, racist, bigot, sexist, and none of them are true. These are merely opinions. Your opinion about them may agree with those other people, but I honestly don't care, because I'm none of those. Rant One: Charity organizations that broadcast commercials on TV. These people piss me off more than any other type of ad. These people are always, always asking for money to help people outside of the country. America in general has a lot of problems that we need to fix, before we go out and spend millions of dollars to help people in other countries. Not only are gas prices and groceries causing a 'new depression', some people think, but the lack of jobs and the increase in homeless people in our OWN country is bad enough to need help. I was talking about this to a British friend of mine, she said that the homeless in America are normally alcoholics who drink their lives away. I told her that there are also homeless children, and it's not their fault at all. She said to blame the parents. I told her if she's going to use that logic, then why shouldn't we blame the people from Africa or India for the state they're in? Why should other countries get special treatment? Does being from a 'third world country' make your poverty any more special than somebody on American soil? If she was going to say that the homeless who drink themselves out of a job and home, don't deserve help, why not help the children then? Is it to keep an image? Why do these charity organizations not help the people around where they live? They're always preaching about how the conditions are so bad in other countries, yet there are also people in their own damned home towns that are eating out of the trash behind KFC to survive, people who collect cans just to keep them and their children alive. People living in their cars, on the streets, so on. These people don't CHOOSE to be without a home, why don't they matter? Hell, even I, a completely healthy nineteen year old, am having a hell of a lot of trouble finding a job. Many jobs nowadays require at least a year or two of college, or you don't stand a chance. A lot of people can't afford college. This is something that I can't stress enough, it's not to be racist, it is entirely true. I mentioned a while ago that in my home town, during cherry picking season, a lot of illegal Mexicans come to pick cherries, they don't need ID, they don't get checked or drug screened, it's the ideal job for illegal immigrants. They ARE taking our jobs, even if you live in a place that illegal aliens don't go to, it happens elsewhere, and people are finding it harder and harder to get a job, or run a business, because illegals will do it for half as much, with twice as many people. ( A guy here was recently forced out of his janitorial business because of illegal immigrants doing the same work, for $5 an hour, and using three times as many people.) None of this is the people's fault, yet still no one does a thing, they insist on helping out poor people in Africa. I believe this 100% to be because they want to have an 'image', as something that helps the 'needy' people from a third world country, so they can get more donations. ... And that's enough of that... You've got my point. Rant Two: Feminism. If you're going to preach about equal rights, and how you're being suppressed... Don't start a protest with "MEN ARE INFERIOR." it's the most hypocritical thing you could possibly do. Wanting equal rights, and then putting down men, SUPPRESSING them, crying sexism at the slightest comment, the fact that you can't get hired, the fact that your CLOTHES COST MORE.... It's just completely illogical, hypocritical, and frustrating. It makes me glad though, that Susan B. Anthony made it possible for you to go to jail, as I'm sure many of these feminazis would commit murder just so they could say men are inferior to them. This adds onto the jobs I was talking about. A woman can call sexism, if she feels like she's not being hired because she's a woman. This does not work both ways, a lot of people from my home town tried this on a convenience store in town, they didn't have a SINGLE man on the staff, and would not hire one. There was an attempted law suit against them, but the guy lost. Sexual harassment as well, it does happen both ways. In middle school, I was being sexually harassed (Crotch and ass groping) by a girl there. I had told the principal (Woman) about it, and all she did was ask the girl if it was true, when the girl said it was the other way around, I GOT EXPELLED INSTANTLY. This is probably because if the girl had told her parents, they could have sued the school for not doing anything about it. And the only reason they could do something like that and win, is because of feminists preaching the mistreatment and suppression of women, by men. You probably have this rant down by now, on to the next. PETA and vegetarianism: I'm going to start this one by showing you some videos, and things that these people are claiming. I probably won't have to do much ranting after you see them. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhFf1vXEltA And I just have to bring this up, what does this have to do with ANYTHING? Taking your clothes off for a bunch of people, is going to get your point across? Okay, onto the rant. PETA talks about saving ALL animals, releasing ALL animals from captivity. This means no pets, yes, pet lovers who donate to PETA don't get this. They say that having a pet is unethical, even if they would have died without you. In their world, every single animal is to be released from captivity, this means endangered species, like Pandas, who can't seem to breed without help (I think it's because they're vegetarian.. XD!), sick animals as well, who will die if released into the wild. Releasing all of the animals won't do any thing, they'll just eat each other anyways, and animals eating meat? THAT'S HORRIBLE! They aren't supposed to eat each other, that's MURDER remember? Well think about this. PETA rescued over 2000 animals a few years ago (I'm too tired to look it all up) Out of the total number of animals, they put all but under 800 of them to sleep. (See: http://youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY ) They also showed in the first video, that the grain used to feed the cows and livestock, could be used to feed starving children in Africa. (See rant one) But if we aren't eating the cows, to feed us, and then giving the grain to another country, what will we eat? Dedbeet13 (Think that was it) said it best, look at the related videos on the first link. There was also another video I found, I think it was by dedbeet as well, it was an actual video that PETA had on their site, showing Jesus as a near evil looking man, who... Well if you check that guy's profile, you can find it, it was pretty retarded. Saying that Jesus was a murderer, because he ate fish... I mean, I'm not religious, but what the fuck? Attacking a religious idol because he ate meat? Guess what PETA, your PARENTS ATE MEAT, and if THEY didn't, then I'm sure your grandparents did. Get a job, shave your legs, and start caring about people, and less about what we eat. This is all, hope you enjoyed.

This brings up something, I think I'll make a thread about.

Most Italian foods, I grew up with it. Also, Sushi is nice for a treat, once a month or so.

This is what I'm hoping for, with my girlfriend. >> Well... Minus my virginity... Since that was stolen. >.> Long story.

1#: chibico (Prize: Mount/Flight) 2#: Aeri (Prize:1 full Set of a Dress at your Choice) 3#: Amplexor (Prize: 40 Teleportation Stones) 4#: Dreedzik (1 Mil Ingame Cash) I got third... THIRD. What the hell? The person who ripped off my story got SECOND.... I'm officially pissed the fuck off. =_= It's like the guy didn't even read them, just worked his way up the list from the last entry.

Harry Potter? Nokthxbai. >.>

Basically, this isn't just about the books being written with strong female roles. It's about the literature that kids are made to read in schools, doesn't show BOTH sides of the coin, so to speak. Ugh, I have to get this out there, before I start anything. Being a "proud" or "strong" woman, DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED TO BE A BITCH. Honestly though? I don't know a single feminist who isn't just a bitch, they aren't "strong" in any way, they're just bitchy and rude to everyone. That out of the way... There was a book we were made to read in fifth grade, I don't remember the name of it though. It was a bleeding hearts story about a girl who ran away from home. Before I go further, she lived in an all female household, and her father did something that made her mother divorce him, probably the stereotypical man cheating on woman scenario. Anyways, we were made to read this book in fifth grade, the basic plot of the entire story was, she was a lesbian who hated all men, so she ran away from her all female household to prove she was 'strong' enough to survive on her own, like any man. I never actually FINISHED the book, I probably burned mine. (Not joking, the school made me pay for it.) But from what I remember, she ended up back at home with a "I told you so.". BUT SHE WENT BACK HOME. The book proved nothing. Yet, right after this, many of the girls in my class wanted to be like her. They started getting bitchy all the time, talking about how boys were evil or something. Keep in mind, this was all in fifth grade, we shouldn't have been made to read this in the first place. I don't really remember much else about it, just that the book portrayed something entirely unrealistic, and was basically a book written by a woman, for women, but the entire class was MADE to read it. I would have no problem with books like that, if they weren't required reading. Keep them in the library, let kids check them out if they want, but don't MAKE them read them. I think I might have mentioned it before.... We had an "Allowed reading" list, for taking reading tests and things. Probably the only book on that list that I enjoyed, and wasn't either a child's book (Like Goosebumps) or one of those long women's novels (I think my teacher brought those from home just to torture us.).. Was Master Blaster. A book based on a NES game, or... The NES game might have been based on the book..... Anyways, that book didn't have a 'weak' female role in it, it was just a guy who falls through a big hole in the ground, finds a tank, the tank talks to him, he kills things.... Nice story... Anyways, I think I'm rambling now. xD I guess what I was saying was.... The required or allowed reading for schools now, is directed at books with strong leading female roles, and depressed, violent, and or dumb (Comic relief roles possibly.) for men.

I'm probably the exact opposite of you. Blatant sexual ads only make me roll my eyes. Porn makes me gag. (Hentai is a little different >>) It really takes a lot to get me in the mood. Normally happens when I read a really good story, or if my mind starts to wander to all the evil things I want to do to my girlfriend.