DarkInuLord

OH dear.... The sad thing is, my girlfriend would just laugh at me and say 'It's your own fault.'... Hell, she might even want a turn spanking me. >.>';;

That's retarded.... I mean, I can understand if say... A porn or something (Whatever floats your boat) was playing, and he got turned on, then dragged you into the bedroom to take care of it... But if he's picturing you as someone else the entire time, that's fucking dumb.

Lusting after another person is more a form of cheating that only you would know about. I don't think there's anything natural about being with one person, yet wishing that you were with another. (Fantasizing about them.) Sure, celebrities, wooo, big deal... If I found out a girl was picturing me as a celebrity in her head, while we did things, I'd give her the boot and tell her to get implants, so she'll be almost as fake as the guy she's lusting after. >> :: Hates all celebrities :: Naw, I don't yell. I just pout and cross my arms. Sorta do that. "D: Uh!" grunt thing, in displeasure. xD

Haha. But that WAS my idea, I have no other ideas. xD

It made me not want to write anymore, but at the same time, I NEVER LOSE A CHALLENGE. =________= Made me want to write three more stories, just to show them up.

Well the thing is, I'm possessive to the point where I'm not sure if it's TOO much... I mean, I practically glare daggers at other men when my girlfriend wears a skirt, even if they're just glancing at her. I'm sure if it was physically possible, I'd be growling out loud and bearing my fangs. >_>

I could never do anything nearly sexual without strong feelings for a person (Minus getting raped. >.>). So that's sorta attached to it, for me. =/ That and I'm slightly possessive.... Okay, more than slightly.

To me, here's what I think is cheating. Flashing people, they might just think it's all fun, but it's one thing I consider cheating. (Flashing penises? Do guys actually do that?) Kissing other people, sure, some girls play those sleepover games still, and kissing another girl IS just as bad as kissing another guy. (Same with guys on guys.) ANY type of sexual touching, dirty dancing and grinding is dangerously close to 'cheating', I consider it as such. This is one some might not agree with me on, but it's something I just can't deal with. Thinking about another guy/girl when you're with your boyfriend/girlfriend. Especially during sex, if you're thinking about someone else, and lusting over them, that's cheating, I don't care if you're doing anything with them or not. I have a few more, but I can't think of them right now. xD

Okay, well there was a contest going for a game I play. They wanted us to write a back story for the game, and the winner would get their choice of an item (I really wanted those freaking wings.) Here was my entry. And it seemed like there was no way I could lose, but then out of no where at the last minute, this next person posts a story. After reading it, it seemed like they just changed a few things about my story, and added/removed some things. I mean, seriously. >_> The first time I read through it, it seemed so familiar I was like "Where have I read this before?" Basically, it's like this person started from half way into my story, but then changed "Gods" to this "single race" who branched off into the other races, instead of creating them... It's exactly the same! .... Pissed me the HELL off, and if I lose this contest I'll be pissed. (It ends in a few hours.)

Well I was generalizing, I tend to do that. I didn't mean ALL women. =/ Also, spank away. >3> As long as spanking isn't cheating. D: I'm one for a little submission. XD

No molestation plzkthx. ; - ; And if I could actually do a proper cartwheel... I'd record it. >>

I honestly do already have my ideal girl... Well she might not be PERFECT, but she's as close to it as possible. I'll describe he-- I mean, my ideal girl anyways. Features; Straight, taken care of. I don't really like curly hair (Reminds me of my mother) and if it's all frizzy or greasy it's just sorta gross. "Round" cheeks, cheekbones sticking out remind me of heroine addicts. A cute nose is a must. If you have pretty eyes, that's enough to 'sweep me off my feet'. A nice smile can kill me, to be honest. She HAS to take care of her teeth, and NO SMOKING! Grr, I hate kissing a smoker, it's disgusting. A healthy body, doesn't need to be athletic but I don't like the anorexic look that seems to be popular nowadays, pelvic bones are a turn off. A little over weight is okay, but anything over 15-30lbs overweight is bad. Not too tan, pale is gorgeous. :3 Oh, and preferably shorter than me. It's awkward when the girl is taller than me. xD And of course, doesn't wear a ton of makeup. A little eyeliner is alright, but if she cakes on two inches of makeup it looks horrible. Personality; She has to be able to make me laugh, but also be mature and serious at times. If she's a 'clown' she won't be able to take anything seriously, and holding a relationship would be difficult. If she's constantly serious, it'll be the exact same, because I like to joke around every once in a while. I don't like dumb girls, if she can't divide or multiply, she can take a hike. (If she doesn't trip on a shoelace, because she can't tie them.) She has to be able to put up with my anime addiction, and video games. Has to enjoy SOME of the music I like, I listen to basically everything but rap, rap is not music, it is noise mixed with rhyming. If she doesn't realize my friends will randomly yell out "I LOVE YOU!" to me, and it's not in a PERSONAL way, then I don't think it would work too well. She has to understand that a lot of what I disagree with her about, is for her own good, and isn't me trying to 'control' her. I do worry, after all. MODESTY IS A MUST: I REFUSE to date a girl who will go somewhere public, like Marde Gras, and flash a whole crowd of people. That disgusts me, to tell the truth, and I would dump the girl on the spot. That is seriously one of my major relationship breakers, especially if they believe it's okay as long as they don't fuck another guy. (My ex believed that as long as there wasn't penetration by a guy, it wasn't cheating.)

I'm a writer, after all. >> I have plenty of perverted thoughts and evil ideas that I'll never be able to try. It's horrible.

Hearing about your wonderful sex life isn't the most healthy thing for me. >>;; I'm waiting, damnit! But now I'm scheming what I want to do to my girlfriend.... >_______>

You could also try asking him to use them on you... Um, yeah. I've never been a fan of toys, to be honest. Not to the extent of your guy, but yeah.

Oh, I lol'ed. xD Just a little too much information, but uh... Funny.

I'm fine today. I swear it. ^^;; Would you like me to do cartwheels and show you the video? Seriously, I'm fine. >.>;; I told you!

It's too bad one night stands are a big turn off for me. xD Though, my girlfriend and I haven't done a thing. >.> We're waiting. :: Shrug :: Uhh.... Hm, let's see.... Well I guess it varies from time to time. >> I don't generally 'do it' unless it's needed. If you wake up in the morning, and your 'morning wood' won't go away for fourty five minutes, might as well spend another half hour or so getting rid of it. >_>;; Oh, and there was a time last year where my girlfriend was unknowingly being the biggest tease EVER. =_= During that time, I had like.... Three... Four times a day. On another, think I said this in another thread... I've never finished with another person. =/ Don't know why, hour and a half into sex and I'm just sorta bored. xD

But I don't care because I was programmed from birth to act all macho. :3 Okay, kidding... :: Yawn :: I'm tired.

All I drink is tea, unless I have excess money to spend on Full Throttle. xD It's been a while since I've had one. >.> Over a month now.

I was like 12 in that picture, doesn't matter anyways. xD

I know someone who had a pitbull, sissiest dog I've ever met. He cowered with his tail between his legs just from the sight of me. xD Maybe it was the trench coat I always wore.

I'll get over it, I swear. >> I'm better already! See? :: Does a cartwheel ::

Remind me to not show you pictures of me. >.> You might, rape me or something. I have all of that, except the curls in the hair.

Funny you mention that, she's getting rats next week. Also funny you mention that. xD Her dog, Hunter, he's a German Shepherd, and he acts like a lap dog. He's even afraid of thunder! And he whines when there's thunder or lightning, it's cute, but he's such a big dog you have to laugh at it xD.