Araneola

Scrapbooking And then I will call my boyfriend, and then I will go to sleep

parents

^on a world wide web promotion tour

iiiEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOT HOT HOT!!! *pokes the person below with a snow globe*

^ caught < red handed

machine

The table was shoved into

More fuel for the fire *pokes the person below with some 50% off Christmas wrapping paper*

^racks up naughty points like it's a job ^^ should know that < actually has arachnophobia

19, but it's okay because I'll be twenty soon enough!

Not a virgin. A little perverted. But not a slut, yah? Shinju, if your birthday in your profile is correct, you're still young and probably still in that world with the rest of us! . I bet your unicorn friends just tricked you into going to Candy Mountain.

Caffeine

^uses many arrows in posts

Just like that hot wax *pokes the person below her with a rose*

W: Walking stick palm (Linospadix monostachya)

I can't say that has ever happened to me, but I usually use the bags for dry snack foods or sandwiches... It does, however, present an experiment I am willing to try out Do I just have to find some Doritos, stick them in a bag, and put them in the fridge? Do you think it's the fridge that does it? Hmmm... it's the little MythBuster in me!

This is such a funny thread I don't have too many stories from the bathrooms, but my RA (Residential Adviser) got so fed up with the "i can't pee into the toilet so i just pee everywhere else" syndrome, that she suggested leaving a bag of cheerios next to the toilet for target practice

U: Umbrella tree (Schefflera actinophylla)

Well... my cat may need more than just a trickle of kitty litter... I hope it wasn't used, because it's starting to stick in my hair! *pokes the person below with a few one dollar bills *

^has been missing from this game for the past few days

whipped cream

nail splintering wood. She was

Hypocrisy is everywhere! And with a little sheepish laugh I stand here raising my hand to tell you that I full well know that my *only* story on AFF is NOT the story I would recommend for you to read if you were looking for a deep, introspective piece on characters. I find it very hard to be serious with my fanfic... and in general (I'd like to think I'm a pretty funny gal ). I do, however, try to play up the characters' more humorous sides while staying in character. Staying in character is the BIG problem for me, so I have to go through the kinks and work stuff out, and I'm horrible at posting. <- Not the ideal fanfic writer But I do try my best to proofread and correct any grammar or spelling mistakes that I find. I like my chapters to be at least 1500-2000 words long, which I believe is long enough for a chapter, but not too long to keep someone at the computer for an hour. I want my plot and action to be easily followed. And as long as I meet these standards that I have set for myself, I tend to consider my writing of the more decent sort. Not cream of the crop, but not at the bottom of the barrel either! Well, I haven't gotten any reviews to the contrary yet, at least... And as to the more general purpose of the thread, all I can say is that some people don't like to recognize their flaws. And on the flip-side, all some people can see are their flaws, and can't see some of their better attributes. I'd chop it up to insecurities, which everyone has. Even me! *shock face* Well, I suppose that's clear after my little defensive bit.

I completely agree with you Shinju! Bars may be bad... but you should see what happens in some of the bathrooms in my college dorm. They're gender neutral, too, mind you, so the pee is not just on the seat. Just don't go into the bathroom without your flip-flops on. It will be sticky, but at least it will not be on your foot

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