Araneola

glass

^is not scary in a "strikes fear into <'s heart" sort of way, but more of a... shocking/surprising way < blames it on the bright colors and crawls back into the dark lair

lettuce

^scares me just a little bit... which is saying something and < checked, and < has no snail mail. and facebook isn't working. so < really has nothing better to do than sit around and try to beat all of Keith Inc. high scores in the arcade...

rainbow?

^needs a kick in the pants who is < going to go spam crazy with if ^ is gone, hmmm?

just more fuel for the FIRE! *pokes the person below with a marshmallow roasting stick!! (who wants s'mores??) *

^has been missed

^just gave < dirty thoughts about gonzo, which < is frantically trying to erase and in response to ^^^, <'s title was given to <, and < believes it's actually Italian... that's a lot of arrows

I will never leave the forum if that goes up!

^could end up getting that... though the roses might not look so good

owl (it's a fictional character, you should google it, and then read the book )

FUN!

^would probably like to eat the cakes < bakes

needles

^has 27 more posts to go (at 10:45 EST )

hospital

^is from Canada

My, my, there is just something about Italian... absolutely delicious and well, if you speak any Latin or Greek, there is no saving me

^should not be sorry, and should know that virginity is lost with 50 posts

death

^ has two more posts (currently, at 10:12 EST) until ^ is no longer a forum virgin And uh, hate to kill ya guys, but < is female

^has a reason to be afraid i mean, what?

dreams

^makes < wonder how many offers of panties they get on a regular basis, due to the threat in the sig, lol