^is not scary in a "strikes fear into <'s heart" sort of way, but more of a... shocking/surprising way
< blames it on the bright colors and crawls back into the dark lair
^scares me just a little bit... which is saying something
and < checked, and < has no snail mail. and facebook isn't working. so < really has nothing better to do than sit around and try to beat all of Keith Inc. high scores in the arcade...
^just gave < dirty thoughts about gonzo, which < is frantically trying to erase
and in response to ^^^, <'s title was given to <, and < believes it's actually Italian... that's a lot of arrows