Shinju

^^ My plan to completely numb Zyx's arms has been successful! Now I can do whatever I want to him . . .

I nearly died today at the hands of a drunk driver. I win.

^^ The added benefits being "My arms! I can't feel my arms!!!"

Shit, I'm sorry. Tooth problems suck.

Mmmm . . . . chebra . . . .

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Because I'm the type of person who burns her mouth on the soup and then immediately dips her spoon back in for another go! No, I'm kidding. I really didn't check the ingredients. I was just like: "Coke with minerals, wheee!!!"

What??? They tried to do a Susan/Caspian paring?!? Those mother fuckers! Clive Staples Lewis is rolling in his grave!!! I used to love the old hulk tv show as a kid, but the first movie sucked. I mean, I really just saw it because Eric Bana is hot, but after that I decided never to see another movie just because it had a guy I thought was hot in it. This time I'm going to see the second one because I . . . um . . . admire Edward Norton's . . . er . . . . acting ability. You have to admit, he's really good in practically anything. It is NOT because my resolve is weak . . . honest! *snort* You liked Lady in the Water? Okay, maybe not that funny. I am somewhat of a begrudging fan of The Village so I shouldn't talk. But come on! All of his films??? Signs??? Aliens that can't find SOME way of maneuvering a flippin' door knob?@!?!? ((breathe, just breath, it was just a movie, nothing for me to get worked up about)) Okay, I'll see it though, just because I have a thing for movies with people with creepy masks on . . . . Um, can I get a HELL YEAH??? I am SO figgin glad that they ditched Katie Holmes and substituted her for a chick that can act. I mean, Holmes just looks funny and I feel she ruins whatever movie she is in, which was sad, because she ruined Batman for me. Yes, Batman. I flippin LOVE Batman. And she ruined it. I hate her. They have another once comming out?!?!?!?! It had better have David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson in it!!! Oh, come on, just the second film? I'm sorry, I'm a huge Brenden Frasier fan, but I could not keep my eyes open during either of those "Mummy" movies. No, seriously, I have no idea what the series is about because I would either fall asleep or get bored and start texting people.

I'm sure she would do it too, if asked, seeing as she was willing to pay for everything and all just to bone him. Where were you meeting people, DarkInuLord? AdultFriendFinder??? Heh heh, the other AFF. I think you have to have been chatting it up in a place like that to meet somebody who would give such an offer. I once new someone who advertised in one of those swinger magazines and couples offered her tons of money to go all over the world with them. As far as I know she never took any of them up . . . but that's just as far as I know. Do you know how much money we could make if we opened a bar/std testing center? People can get tested, have a few drinks, meet their partner for the night, get the results of the test and then we could sell them a room once they get the "All clear" certificate. Haha, just kidding, I think those tests take a while to come in anyways. But wouldn't it be awesome if we could advertise "Have your results ready in about an hour." Kind of like buying glasses, but for sex.

Hot Babe: Oh, PorkChopExpress, do mee nowww! PorkChopExpress86: Before I stick it in you, there is something I must know. Do you have the herpes??? Hot Babe: wtf??? PorkChopExpress86: I'm gonna need to see some certification of a medical examination before we continue . . . Hot Babe: gtfo. I was just kidding, I wouldn't have taken the sex. I too fear the herpes.

So yeah. Coke Plus, the Diet Coke with vitamins and minerals in the cool retro packaging that makes it look like it's a newfangled soft drink from the early 80's. So I tried it the other day. I drank two right before bed and had had itchy skin all night with "zings" going up and down my arms and legs. Every time I was about to go to sleep these zings would wake me up with a twitch. I know it's the product, because I also have the same reaction to the Go Girl Energy Drink which has similar ingredients. Oh yeah, I also woke up vomiting bits of vile yellow stomach goo in the morning. Have fun with your Coke Plus, anyone who wants to try it out.

Did you try craigslist? I have two interviews tomorrow thanks to them. Customer service. Great. I should just shoot myself ahead of time instead of having to live through the anguish of constantly wanting to bust idiot customer's heads open but not being able too because it's through a phone. Life: 1, Shinju: 0 I would have taken the sex.

Did I just confuse adverbs and adjectives with prepositions? Why must I always post while under the influence of insomnia and mimosas . . . . ? Anyways, just thought of another, Below Boxing Day. Okay, getting corny now, I'll stop.

Tea party of the gods . . . I've just found my theme for next Halloween's theme party.

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Yes, but where do the sandwiches fit in? Oh, wait, I think I was watching a bit too much of that special edition Sesame Street.

Well, going off of this image I'd say Gumby with boobs. Or a young Holly Hunter.

So she's 15? I have no idea why you'd feel like a pedo . . . . *ducks down before DarkInu can throw something at her*

Or maybe he created us for his companions but abandoned us when he saw what a mistake he made. Kind of like when you create characters on The Sims and then get board and leave to go make yourself a sandwich while they pee themselves and starve to death.

I was always a bad Catholic. I do not believe that once I swallow the bread and wine it turns into a DNA replica of Christ's flesh and blood inside my tummy. I'm sorry, the pope can tell me that all he wants and my BS detector just doesn't buy it. But in a way, I believe my interpretation is literal because I believe that "he" is the grapes and the grain. And yes, I do watch the discovery channel and know that they think the Garden of Eden was located in the Middle East or Mesopotamia or whatever (and they say that Atlantis was in Indonesia) and, well who knows if it really existed or not because I sure don't care too much, but I am just saying that I think Eve taking the the apple or fig fruit or whatever at the urging of satan in the guise of a snake has a deeper meaning than just "Eve" literally eating a piece of apple or fig or whatever. Idunno, maybe it was like in family guy where God didn't want them going near the tree of knowledge because he was hiding all his porn under there.

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Just one question, is wanting to have sex in a carnival funhouse unorthodox?

Were you raised Catholic or something? Because then I could understand the guilt. Even though we were never really strict Catholics, I believe there is hundreds of years of genetic coding from my Catholic ancestors that gives me my guilt complex . . . "My mother had me baptized Catholic. My father was Jewish, so we never practiced. But she'd always hoped it would take, like a vaccination." - Sarah Miles, The End of the Affair

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This isn't the first Japanese series with insane "English" names, but for the life of me I cannot remember any others at the moment so we'll just stick with Death Note. I mean, I can kind of understand Weddy, maybe they were going for Wendy and couldn't pronounce it or something. L, as much as I love you, your name should be spelled Elle and it is a girls name. To name one's child after a letter is insanity. But, well, I guess it's kind of cool, because L is a MAC. Does anyone know How L got his name? Because I really don't feel like reading all 14 mangas and Death Note, Another Note just to find out weather it tells you or not. Quillish Wammy is just ridiculous, but I can forgive him his name because he reminds me of Alfred from Batman. Mello's okay for a nickname, but Near? And wait, what about Beyond Birthday??? I mean, srsly, wtf??? I know that he's only in a spin off novel not written by the original author, but for God's sake, come on! Whats with the use of adverbs and adjectives for first names here? Why not call him Yonder Bar Mitzvah, or, if you must keep the matching letters, Quickly Quinceañera???