Ginevra

9312

Alien

Because he lost his monster-friendly controller. Why?

I'd paint you Candy Apple Red. If I were a candy apple...

Neither have I. I have never had sex with elves.

...to think of...

Get Under Elf! Sex Slave! ROCKET

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Yes. Let me get my clipboard. It should be around here somewhere. Do you think we'll be able to get enough volunteers for the experiment?

I am waiting for my hubby to come home so we can go out together. I am avoiding going to the gym even though I know I should. I am trying to figure out what the heck Big Samurai means.

Raw

My! Is She Holding A Penis? HANDJOB

...think of something...

Dinosaur. {Barney must die...}

Neither have I. I have never had sex with a redhead.

Because the Under-the-bed Monster was bored with playing video games. Why?

You and I would scare the hell out of my husband. If I were a cordial cherry...

9310

Lustful

Goddess No! I'm living proof mother nature is a practical joker. I was a shy, quiet, tomboy kind of kid who also had the misfortune of being labeled a brain. Then along came these things on my chest -- no more tree climbing and people were always staring. Not to mention it was impossible to find a bra that would stand up to Phys Ed. Humiliating to be running laps and having to keep shoving your tits back into your bra! And it is is extremely annoying to be treated like a brainless bimbo by men who won't look at my face. I tend to dress pretty conservatively. On me, a top that should be just a little low cut becomes rather revealing. I sometimes joke that it's my habit of only eating chicken breasts when I have the choice. Since my mother is only a B Cup and I have few female relatives, my breasts came a bit of a shock. Imagine being eleven years old and having your mother resent you because she's wearing your hand-me-down bras since you've already outgrown them and they were too expensive to just toss. And about the 36B -- Personally I like small to medium breasts on other women. I definitely prefer a natural B to a surgical C or D! But, if you are on the thin side, sometimes gaining a few pounds will actually fill them out a bit. I've seen it on some of my friends over the years.

Oscar the Grouch

Coconut **Puts de lime in de coconut**

^ Looks good from below. Today I'm chasing Red in the forum games.

I am avoiding doing anything constructive by playing forum games. I am thinking naughty thoughts about people in the forums. I am thinking maybe I'm reading too much Forum Orgy.

I'd blow you...off. If I were a red stilleto shoe...