Ginevra

He asked the...

Me neither. **Shudders.** I have never had my ears pierced.

Served according to the depth of his pockets. Revenge is a dish best served....

Total Orgasmic Bliss Achieved; Copulation Causes Overstimulation. WHISKEY

I am trapped in front of my computer by a baby in an exer-saucer. I am trying to ignore the cheesy movie on the Sci-Fi channel that my husband is watching. I am drowsy because I was a naughty girl and had chinese take out for dinner. Bet my blood sugar's higher than yours!

Definitely guilty. G/NG Has pretended not to be aware that your child's diaper is emitting a suspicious odor in hopes that your spouse/parent/inlaw will take care of it.

For not having anyone tell me that I can't have Halloween goodies at my one year old's birthday party tomorrow. For a husband that enjoys playing with the baby's toys as much as the baby does. For candy corn!

***Slips some Veritaserum in the unfortunate ex's water glass at the custody hearing. Obviously the pills were a money making plot!*** Chucks a handful of magic beans...

Because their credit card companies have too many black out dates on their frequent flyer miles. Why can't slugs dance the Macarena?

^ Is either very kind...or intoxicated. < Is all excited about tomorrow's Birthday/Halloween party. (#2 son is 1 year old.) V Will have to wait until tomorrow to get your party favors, just like everybody else.

I'd shed on my own furniture. If I were a ball gag...

^ Must be psychic.

Steve Martin

9334

Drizzle

Shoes

...from his chest...

Candle

Lizard

Niether have I. I have never worn a push up bra.

...is an awfully slow way to make apple sauce. A glass of wine with dinner....

When Sue awoke...

Slick

...really just a...

Lasso