madlodger

Ninja's Inform: Noone Enters Elven lands. Even Vampire Eater Nations. NORTH

Neal

Because philosophers gold has ran out. Why?

Ketchup

Accurate

Neither have I. I am not that sadistic. I have never liked musicals better than regular theater.

^ Wary of going to the said party by himself

Because it's a minimum requirement to be a philosopher. Why?

Precisely. Couple of years ago one of my coworkers found a gift wrapped package under the company X-Mas tree with his name on it. There were golden knee pads in there. He still can't live that one down. Edit: And now I think that my co-ed school failed to give me valuable social skills, hehe

^ Welcome to the club We serve cold beer and hot kebab

Maybe it's just my job, but it seems that people with good work skills are getting loaded with more work and people with good social skills get promoted. It's all about networking these days. Of course, this experience could be unique and not apply everythere.

Absolutely not. I have never had anyone put anything in my drink.

Pressure

I'd protect the innocent. If I were a sour grape...

Freezing

Inactivity

Niacin

My existence would be denied by atheists. If I were a werewolf...

I have. It's evil. I have never met a pirate.

I'd be Jesus. If I were translucent...

Nun

Shrivelled

Crooked

Nil

Fangs