madlodger

Yarrow (never tried that)

Disapointment

a brew - Half coffee, half beer? Brilliant. *drinks it, tunes in into the Red's night show* Aha! Oh dear. Tilt the webcam down a bit... a bit more... There. Well, it's definetely a hard night. But long? Hmmm.... Chucks a tape measure.

I'd be drawn to discharge at the high places. If I were a potted plant...

^ is right. The punishment will be swift. < is contemplating fun punishments for ^ V will assist < in punishing ^

Not at all. I have never liked driving at the speed limit.

Because I am lazy. Why?

Possibly guilty, depending on the amounts of brew consumed G/NG Posts while being inebriated or high or both.

It depends. dazzled?

^ knows when people need more practice

What do you plan to include in your autobiography, dear? Shocking.

Repeater

Refractor

Raver

^ is way optimistic. < thinks that having no news is good news. V is going to update their story in two days or less.

Nope. Never had that opportunity. I have never wanted to eat from a trough.

Because becoming weightless is not on the Approved Side Effects List. Why?

What am I supposed to do now, since you've passed out? I am always on top

I'd never finish this sentence. If I were J.K. Rowling...

Uva Ursi (no idea what it tastes like)

^ is skilled at flattering people.

a baby grand piano - Lovely! * Playing Chopsticks* Ah, sweet music. I'll give this piano to a musician friend. I chuck a bottle of Viagra pills.

Teens

It's 'Next' in the Harry Potter section, but there is no such button in 'Original'

Potheads