Hermione Malfoy

I am trying not successfully to update one of my stories.

I used to be Bella Snape because when I first signed on AFF I thought I'd be writing a few Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape fanfics but I haven't... so that's why my email is bellasnape1. Then I began to write and enjoy reading Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger stories; and they seem to be my most heavily reviewed pairing; plus I've been put in Slytherin so many times; and I even did a Which HP family are you? And I turned out to belong to the Malfoy family... and Hermione is the girl I take after the most. So, Hermione Malfoy is what it is from now on.

Any post that has Church of Alan Rickman of Latter-day Snapes earns a 10

10 for humour. And I will change my first sig. Thank you for thinking they are well made; I did them and I have had little to no training in Photoshop.

I am a virgin because in my religion we're not allowed sex before marriage. I chose my religion so therefore I chose the consequences. And I'm proud of that.

This is my result. I can't tell you how delighted I am by it.

I went for technical but I think that I border on romantic; I might have to use some of the more romantic terms; I don't think I'm soft porn and DEFINITELY not hardcore... So, I will look at the romantic terminology.

I don't mind Anon reviews as long as they're nice... I just delete the nasty ones.

Nope; it's me; the Artist formerly known as Bella Snape... I have metamorphosed into Hermione Malfoy. Daz next?

I read Lord and Ladies and it was brilliant wasn't it the sequel to Wyrd Sisters though?

Thanks; I think I like it here. I don't want to get kicked out.

You mean me, right? I'm here. Daz (only he or she can get your whites whiter!) Lol.

I like Terry Pratchett; and I like Thud so far although my favourite would have to be Wyrd Sisters I loved the mock take on Macbeth.

This might help me; as I don't swear and I need some non swearing words to describe that part of the male body; and oddly enough, even though I've written LOADS of these scenes I'm still strangely shy when it comes to them. I liked Manroot. That was a good one.

LOL! That's made my day! Okay, I like you for that! He does look like that doesn't he? Back on topic: Lucius reminds me of a fox. And I love foxes. QED.

Firstly: I absolutely agree; I'd love Harry to remain alive and be happily married to Ginny and have twelve children like Trelawney fakely prophecied in OotP when Harry did that Quibbler interview. Secondly: I so don't want Black to come back... the bullying coward!!! I hated him in the books and was actually not that bothered by his death so if he came back I'd be hugely disappointed; I think that Hallows has something more to do with James and Lily's death that was on Halloween rather than Blacks death that happened sometime in June. Thirdly: The title of the book gave me shivers and I love it... The Half-Blood Prince was dead simple as I worked within the day of the announcement that it was Snape and this one is a whole lot more ambiguous to me.

Well I can't find Brad Pitt attractive either... I prefer men to look like men; and not pansies. Jason Isaacs has the most beautiful pair of eyes... oh where are my fellow Isaacs fans?

Because they enjoy messing things up. Why?

Well I love Jason Isaacs; and whilst I respect the opinion of the person that doesn't find him attractive... in surprise at that one too... he's just the hottest guy on this planet!!! Well, next to Alan Rickman... and as you can see from my signature I LOVE Luscious and Severiliscious and won't hear a bad word said against either of them. He's just a dream... oh please Jo listen to the pleas of Jason Isaacs! And us! Please make Luscious free!

Oh, that's a cool idea!! Also I hope that this is all right for my signature.

^ Has just taught me something I didn't know! < Likes Snape no matter what! V will teach me something else I didn't know.

Nope it's a newbie... I am Bella Snape... Echtrae?

8 don't know what it is but it's done well...

I think she'd stay on; she said the same thing before PoA and GoF AND OotP... she stayed on for them. I think she'll stay; if she doesn't then fine; but it would be stupid. And I'm one of the rare people that loves Michael Gambons Dumbledore better than Richard Harris; I found R H too sugary for Dumbledore... Gambons Dumbledore makes me believe that someone like Voldemort can be afraid of him. So yeah, I love Michael Gambons; he's perfect for how Dumbledore becomes in the sixth book.

What are naughty points? I am new on this forum even though I've been a member of AFF for about seven months now. Also, am I allowed another picture of a similar size in my sig?