Melrick

4159

When I'm 64 (Beatles song)

Me neither. I have never been killed by a zombie and came back to "life" as the undead and wrecked havoc on the local population.

4155 (It comes with its own string!)

Because cows are actually the most intelligent creature this side of the galaxy and have a secret society where they are plotting to take over the world. Why?

4149 (A shiny new tin whistle for the first person that reaches infinity!)

Back

Because cow's are thick. Why?

Garden of Evil (Book, movie, probably several and probably numerous other things)

4146

Me neither. I have never been out of the country.

Pain

Septimius Severus (Roman emperor)

Not guilty. God I'm such a nice person! lol G/NG: Has had sex in a movie theatre.

Incommunicado

4129 (That and smut! Ah glorious smut...)

Ninny

4127 (Oh yeah, finally something worthwhile and not in the least bit utterly and totally pointless. lol)

I am advising echtrae that I live in Australia. I am feeling my bile rising up in my throat and my testicles retracting into my body at the horrific prospect of having to read through 168 posts of the Orgy before I could even work out what's going on. I am thanking Big Samurai for his welcome, and giving him the finger re: Bush/Saddam slash. lol

^ Can pass on the name of a book called "The Oxford History of the Classical World" edited by John Boardman, Jasper Griffin and Owyn Murray. < Read all 860 pages and would like a bloody big reward for my efforts. V Will undoubtedly supply me with said reward.

Me neither. I have never stopped wondering why men have nipples.

Cancer

Definitely guilty! G/NG: Has ever thrown something at someone in a movie theatre. (and no, I didn't misspell "theatre", that's how we spell it here. lol)

Tantalus

4125 (Thanks foeofthelance. btw, this right here is surely why Al Gore invented the internet!)