Melrick

4129 (That and smut! Ah glorious smut...)

Ninny

4127 (Oh yeah, finally something worthwhile and not in the least bit utterly and totally pointless. lol)

I am advising echtrae that I live in Australia. I am feeling my bile rising up in my throat and my testicles retracting into my body at the horrific prospect of having to read through 168 posts of the Orgy before I could even work out what's going on. I am thanking Big Samurai for his welcome, and giving him the finger re: Bush/Saddam slash. lol

^ Can pass on the name of a book called "The Oxford History of the Classical World" edited by John Boardman, Jasper Griffin and Owyn Murray. < Read all 860 pages and would like a bloody big reward for my efforts. V Will undoubtedly supply me with said reward.

Me neither. I have never stopped wondering why men have nipples.

Cancer

Definitely guilty! G/NG: Has ever thrown something at someone in a movie theatre. (and no, I didn't misspell "theatre", that's how we spell it here. lol)

Tantalus

4125 (Thanks foeofthelance. btw, this right here is surely why Al Gore invented the internet!)

I am a HE, for the record, and am thankful for the kind words. I am thankful today isn't 115F like the other day.

4123 (Thanks echtrae and dazzledfirestar )

Nose

I am feeling very much like an outsider trespassing in this forum.

Xerophthalmia

4119

4117

Mel Brooks

pepper to taste and stir until done. Then grab a grater and _____________

Gold

Karyokinesis

Love Hurts (Song - Jim Capaldi, et al)

4115

I wanted to come up with a name for a character in a horrendously bad fantasy story many moons ago, so I came up with Melrick. Quite original, I thought, but have since found it's not original. Hmph.

I am amazed at my new tag. "Bush/Cheney Slash-fiction collector" Jesus jumped-up christ, that just makes me nauseous.