Melrick

The Torture Chamber of Fu Manchu (movie)

^ Is right about that < Is shocked about the scrawny little things < Is thankful I never have to worry about squeezing anything out of my body of that size V Thinks they should be shoved back in and baked longer if they come out under 10 lbs

I am wiping sweat out of my left eye... ouch.

My, what a big mouth you have! Daz?

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Splat

Rigatoni

Oh I have. I have never bragged about sexual conquests.

Brendan Behan (Irish playwright)

About how sticks and stones will break your bones but whips and chains excite you. If you pick your nose, will your head really cave in?

Not quite guilty. In another hour. G/NG - Would rather like to have their own stable of slaves to cook and clean and to slap some sense into hubby when needed.

^ Could well be right. < Isn't so sure about whether he wants kids or not < Doesn't have anyone to have kids with anyway V Wants to have a proper baby weighing over 10 lbs.

I am thinking it should be, although it couldn't be a spectator event. Mass suicides in the audience wouldn't make good television.

You rang milady? Daz?

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Snow

Narwhal

Me neither, although would have liked to... damn back. I have never killed anyone... that I'll admit to.

I am advising Daz that I'm so boring I could go professional and bore for my country.

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I am telling Daz that I rather doubt I'll make 100 posts every day as I'm far too boring to think up that much to say that often.

No, I go out searching for my victims when it gets dark. Daz?

Blood

Crocodile

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