Melrick

^ Is thankful it's not pouring down rain like it is here. < Is generally very organised. v Is amused at the awkward positions some people get into in porn.

Guilty, except for pesky laws. lol Thinks some laws can get in the way of real fun. lol

^ Is well organised. < Enjoys being a pervert, but is harmless. v Is harmless, but only when not armed.

Not guilty, although it sounds interesting. Wished an older woman had introduced you to sex as a kid? (I know I do! lol)

^ Has more porn than me picked out < Is a boring fart. v Is less of a boring fart.

13769 Wooo got 69!

Guilty. Would enjoy an object being inserted in any number of orifices at the moment?

^ Should read my Little Red Riding Hood story. < Enjoys being a pervert. v Might have to go hunting for smut soon.

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Not guilty, since that sounds damn cold! lol Has inserted other objects in said orifice?

^ Enjoys porn. < Won't be looking at smut until later tonight, most likely. v Feels sorry for non-perverts.

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Not guilty, but have tried it. Likes cum?

13763 Nighty night.

Not really, although wouldn't mind being a donator. lol Started masturbating from the age of 12? (I did. Would have been sooner if I'd know how at the time lol)

^ Has never written a nude beach story. < Too early to go to sleep. v Likes the sound of a sex on the beach with people watching kind of story.

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13744 I've seen cute little kittens in a cup. Does that count?

^ Enjoys listening to music < Is still frustrated that trying to get my dad to understand something simple can sometimes be like trying to explain particle physics to a rock. V Owns a rock that understands particle physics.

GUILTY! Thinks performing mimes should be punishable by death?

13741 It's not fair that women get to play with toys and guys don't! *pouts* lol