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Forty-two thousand, one hundred forty-seven and no gumballs

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Chapter 42, “The Travels of David Dvorak and the Motorway...” is uploaded and available.

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Forty-two thousand, one hundred twenty-three with Jeffery’s underpants as a remainder.

Hi, Desiderius Price, and all. He also has no underpants, at least he doesn’t wear them. Most ladies will “mow the lawn” in western countries, even if they never wear a bathing suit. Some mow a lot more, and some even wax the floor where the carpet otherwise goes. [ducking and running...]

Hi, Deadman and all. Your search engine, believe it or not, is a very good thesaurus. At least DuckDuckGo and Google are. Try “slang term for [fill in the blank] if the thesaurus synonyms don’t work for you. Beyond my suggesting something like the “happy trail” for between the navel and the bikini line, or ‘below the bikini line,’ etc if the area is there. If it’s actually someone’s lap, try ‘free parking’ or ‘the empty parking place.’ Cheers.

Forty-two thousand, one hundred-nineteen and no remainder.

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Chapter 41, “...and Michael in the Morning” is uploaded and available.

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In a very rare double-upload, Chapter 39, “Introducing Andy Dvorak”; and Chapter 40, “First there was Danny...” are uploaded and available.