Ghost-of-a-Chance

Call me “Ghost.” I’m older than I act, younger than I feel, and somewhere between walkin’ on sunshine and dead inside. I have a PhD in Smartassology. I’m married to a socially awkward man named “Cold” and lorded over by two spoiled cats, “Heiferlump” and “Woozle.” I’m perpetually torn between losing myself in my garden and finding myself with writers’ block.

Foreign languages and cultures, and colloquialism and linguistics fascinate me to no end; I often subject my readers to said fascination without mercy. My musical tastes run the gamut but my usual listening habits lean toward everything Rock or Jazz, Classical, and folk. Occasionally I’ll torture my neighbors with ragtime and new age.

You can find me on Tumblr (Ghost-Chance) and on Reddit (Ghost_Chance) if you get bored and want to subject yourself to cats, music reccs, writing nonsense, and random smartassery.