Desiderius Price

Funny enough, an idea is starting to percolate… maybe I’ll be able to squeeze something in.

Happy Birthday! 

Ack!  Run!  Hide! 

Ack!  Run!  Hide! 

Was thinking maybe they got tired about me asking about their “all hands staff meeting” going on in the Halloween section

@BronxWench Oh, got one near me too, it’s the limited selection to reaction icons.  (more of a groan being what I intended).

Sorry, @Desiderius Price, to clarify, BJ’s is one of those warehouse clubs like Costco and Sam’s Club. I don’t know if they exist in your area, but I popped into one on Sunday and had to weave past the Christmas tree displays, next to the Halloween displays, and beyond the end-of-season clearance sales to get to the actual merchandise I wanted, like yogurt, and cheese, and bacon…
Now, if there was a warehouse club for the other interpretation, we’d have far fewer men whingeing about going to the shops, wouldn't we?

And BJ’s...

Just in case… If they’re asking for the money in apple gift cards, it’s a illegitimate scammer.  (Not to be confused with the legally endorsed IRS scammers...) 

Just in case… If they’re asking for the money in apple gift cards, it’s a illegitimate scammer.  (Not to be confused with the legally endorsed IRS scammers...) 

First rule of acquisition, once you have their money, you never give it back!

@Ghost-of-a-Chance “Hold my beer and watch this” is a common start to Darwin Awards too.

Real life can be more mysterious than fiction; because stories generally need a cohesive plot (hook, rising action, climax, and a resolution...)

Real life can be more mysterious than fiction; because stories generally need a cohesive plot (hook, rising action, climax, and a resolution...)

First rule of acquisition, once you have their money, you never give it back!

First rule of acquisition, once you have their money, you never give it back!

First rule of acquisition, once you have their money, you never give it back!

Well, your copyright’s a bit stronger when you leave inked fingerprints on every page….

Well, your copyright’s a bit stronger when you leave inked fingerprints on every page….

As somebody who’s soon to be making a cross country trip, good to know to double check Indiana’s roadways before I depart.

Well, your copyright’s a bit stronger when you leave inked fingerprints on every page….

By the way, proof that I married the right man: the instant Cold heard what I yelled, he grumbled, “Cat gotcher toes?” This was then followed by, “Good job, Heff,” and telling me, “Kick ‘er in the head.”
I did not, in fact, kick her in the head. I reached down to the foot of the bed, pinched his ankle, dragged Heifer up by the belly, and used her as a living barrier between my nose and her dad’s breath. She didn’t seem to mind, nipple-stomping aside. 

In the words of some rando I’ve never met, “I won’t mind my cat eating my corpse when I die. I just mind that she isn’t waiting.” Heifer, alas, isn’t even willing to wait for me to completely fall asleep before seeing if I’m adequately seasoned. 🤨

That toe a taste test?

My corgi sidles up under my computer chair, waits until I’m thoroughly engrossed in something, and licks my ankles. It is the shriek heard ‘round the neighborhood.
And yes, in the case of the corgi, it is definitely a taste test.