Desiderius Price
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, For those that celebrate it today, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! p.s. Also, remember to set you
For those that celebrate it today, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
p.s. Also, remember to set your bathroom scales back 10 to 20 pounds.
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Desiderius Price reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Happy Turkey Day! <3
Happy Turkey Day!
<3
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, For those that celebrate it today, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! p.s. Also, remember to set you
For those that celebrate it today, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
p.s. Also, remember to set your bathroom scales back 10 to 20 pounds.
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Desiderius Price reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A very happy birthday to @DemonGoddess ! Hoping the day, and the coming year, are hap
A very happy birthday to @DemonGoddess! Hoping the day, and the coming year, are happy, healthy, and safe!
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Desiderius Price reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, This just in: some school districts in the US are banning books about cats. Apparentl
This just in: some school districts in the US are banning books about cats. Apparently, somebody needs to have a chat with the administration and tell them those books “aren’t about that kind of pussy.”
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Desiderius Price reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, The people who leave negative reviews on e-books reporting sex scenes are my heroes.
The people who leave negative reviews on e-books reporting sex scenes are my heroes. It’s easy enough to filter in smut when you’re reading fanfiction, but the e-book writers get coy about it in their descriptions. If not for sex-averse reviewers, we’d risk reading a “spicy book” that never passes first base, get clam-shelled over the lack of smut, and have to go start a fight with our husbands or something. ...not that I’m speaking from experience, or anything.
But yeah. Someone left a squicked one-star review on a book I was considering. Granted, the review was just the word “sex” written three times – like they’re starring in a demonic possession porno or something - and shoop, there the book went. Right into my cart. I hope it’s filthy. People like that are heroes.
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Desiderius Price reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, A nice quiet birthday was today
A nice quiet birthday was today
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Desiderius Price reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.” What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chi
What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.”
What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.”
Even my grocery list is not safe.
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Desiderius Price reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Time for a shameless brag: I have just reached 100 favorites in the archive. As far a
Time for a shameless brag: I have just reached 100 favorites in the archive. As far as I know, I’m the first author on AFF to do that.
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, May the fourth be with you all!
May the fourth be with you all!
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, May the fourth be with you all!
May the fourth be with you all!
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Desiderius Price reacted to BronxWench for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…
The saddest little face in the world…
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, 🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (We need the luck this year.) 🍀
🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (We need the luck this year.) 🍀
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, 🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (We need the luck this year.) 🍀
🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (We need the luck this year.) 🍀
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, Beware the Ides of March! 🗡️
Beware the Ides of March! 🗡️
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Desiderius Price got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Happy PI Day everybody. (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)
Happy PI Day everybody. (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)
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Desiderius Price reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Would really like a portkey out of here. Or a timeturner?
Would really like a portkey out of here. Or a timeturner?
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Desiderius Price reacted to Melrick for a status update, This day 6 years ago, I landed in New York, my first time in the US. Hard to believe
This day 6 years ago, I landed in New York, my first time in the US. Hard to believe it was that long ago. That trip was when I saw snow for the first time. That was very exciting. Although I soon realised what a pain in the arse it is.
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Desiderius Price reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, So. Learned a lesson while upgrading my OS. Somehow, my personal IP was blocked from
So. Learned a lesson while upgrading my OS. Somehow, my personal IP was blocked from the domain. Manta and I have been pulling our hair out trying to figure out why the hell I couldn’t connect
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Desiderius Price reacted to Melrick for a status update, No prostate cancer for me! So that’s pretty good news to get just before Christmas.
No prostate cancer for me! So that’s pretty good news to get just before Christmas.
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Desiderius Price reacted to Melrick for a status update, Got to be honest, sitting down is pretty rough when you’ve had a prostate biopsy. Eve
Got to be honest, sitting down is pretty rough when you’ve had a prostate biopsy. Even sitting on a pillow doesn’t help much!
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Desiderius Price reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, ive had a 4 year dry spell on here, any suggestions? any idea i write down dont talk
ive had a 4 year dry spell on here, any suggestions? any idea i write down dont talk to me.
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Desiderius Price reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, USA, I am so sorry.
USA, I am so sorry.