Desiderius Price
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Oil Boiler Replacement in progress …
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- Avaloyuru, CloverReef and BronxWench
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I’ll be into hot water soon enough….
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- BronxWench and Avaloyuru
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Mmm… and bubbles, and steamy mirrors, and hot fluffy towels heated by radiators… heaven
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- Avaloyuru, BronxWench and CloverReef
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Well, one nice thing is that I cleaned the bathroom sink before they arrived (it was in need of it)
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Okay, it’s official. Can’t consider my potter fanfic “short” as it’s broken the one million word mark on the drive, now halfway to two million! (By drive, this includes around 0.5% of overhead due to the HTML formatting.)
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Okay, so this bit of the story was supposed to be a magic act, now it’s a sex scene on stage with an audience. Oh, the suffering
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One is supposed to stay up *until* midnight for New Years. Instead, I wake up, my mind’s wired on my story, and I can’t get back to sleep. Oh well, I don’t have to work tomorrow either, so may as well get some writing in.
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Going to try to force myself to get a couple of hours in, knowing I’ll regret it otherwise. Here’s a quote, though. “Who buys a house without closets? A murderer, that’s who.”
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Only 300 days to HALLOWEEN! 😈
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Shame on you, Desi… *tuts* Let Ēostre/Easter happen first, at the very least
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Only 74k left to go to meet my November goal!
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A burst in my morning writing before real work means a tad under 73k remaining.
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Only several K left to reach my nano goal for the month. Was a bit worried this chapter would come up short, but then I realized I had given the main character a burn ointment (for sunburn) that’s sold as an aphrodisiac in that it makes for super sensitive skin. Plenty of potential for several K of smut
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… What is the name of this ointment? I’m asking for *cough* a friend...
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I kept the name simple, “Kirkburton’s Sensitizing Ointment” with the directions of "Apply to desired areas, wait five minutes, rinse off, and enjoy twenty four hours of bliss. Warning, do not use if pregnant or allergic. May contain nuts."
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btw, steer clear of the medical grade, stinging nettles have been added to discourage “casual use”… (and to protect the Healer’s supplies).
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Plot bunnies are still breeding….. not enough stories to explore them all!
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That plot bunny involved Forrest, actually, like he’s demanding his own story…. it goes onto the todo/possible list.
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Welp. Good luck.
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And the plot bunny isn’t the only thing distracting me, I’m starting to look at picking my potter fanfics back up.
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Poor Barron, having to watch his family getting evicted today from their home of the last four years.
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Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.
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Here’s the reason for this post: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15592645/filipino-snake-man-dies-cobra-bit-tongue/
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oof, sounds like the cobra manged to get the lingual artery.
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Lemme add to the NSA bait and research cyanide….
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Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.
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My guess would be, the character who lives by the credo, “Where’s the fun in that…”
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Yeah, that’s likely a good choice. I mean, I did toss a flash grenade into my MC’s face, should give him a break.
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Wanking afterwards is definitely not advised, either, but somebody’s about to get a painful lesson
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Remember, you’re here because your parents got frisky. Sweet dreams!
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What bothers me more is that my parents are here because both sets of my grandparents got frisky… and they had more kids than just my parents… so that’s a lot of frisky grandparents…
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Guess it depends on the age they did it at, but yeah, not letting my imagination go there, plenty to imagine before that.
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Reminding everybody that if you find yourself on an alien planet in need of medical treatment, ask for a veterinarian.
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Just make sure they don't throw in the free spay or neuter with your treatment.
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Repeat after me. “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast.” No, doesn’t work… munch munch. 🍪 🍪
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That was me, trying to convince myself to do the right thing, mission failed, the cookies got devoured. TBH, I don’t make them all too often, so not a huge deal (aside from my doctor saying otherwise if I told her).
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Adulthood is knowing whatever you stick into your gullet when you wake is breakfast.
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Adulthood is also being on medications which force you to wait at least 30 minutes between waking up and having breakfast
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Rest in Peace Stephen Hawking.
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We have lost a brilliant mind, and a gentle soul.
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We need more like him, not less! A beautiful mind with a great sense of humor.
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- CloverReef and BronxWench
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Rest in Peace.
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- BronxWench and WillowDarkling
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Rest in Peace.
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Rest in bliss
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omg wait what?1 rest in peace!
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Rewatching Back to the Future. Why does Biff (the tycoon) remind me of a certain president? Does that also mean we’re living in Back to the Future IV?
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Please tell me you can go back in time and fix this.
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Saw this excellent quote for the day… “Don’t screw with the people cooking your books!”
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Second draft to episode #5 is now done, 50% longer than before. I’ll be waiting until I finish this handful of episodes before I post (to avoid a repetition of before).
